Shinju

Winona Ryder

tomfoolery

wiener snappage -- What happens when you jam your wiener hard into something and miss, therefore causing a loud "snapping" sound and meriting a trip to the hospital. Also known as "Broken Wiener Syndrome."

Oww! My eye! :::Pokes person below with her decapitated eyeball:::

This one should be easy to anyone who's seen it. "Those aren't pillows!"

"I want a fucking sillybugger right fucking now!" -- Trains Panes and Automobiles

She told him to bend

People Imagine Zealous Zombies Attacking Zigzag Zygotes D E I N S T I T U T I O N A L I Z E

I have. With me, condoms pop 75% of the time. Not a joke, it happens. You can see my reservations about having promiscuous sex. I have never had a one night stand. More than one night sure, but . . .

Yes, all natural aroma would be lost. Why do girls like shiny jewelry?

would go clubbing . . . on somebody's head. If I were a diamond . . .

cause a fish to eat you one day. Police officers are __________

I am one happy hippopotamus.

It's all good, *munch!* :::Chucks illicit drug money:::

frogs in my pants (I'm listening to them outside)

I second this motion.

Not Guilty. Pretty sure I usually just stop reading. G/NG: of stealing someone else's food?

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diarrhea ((Sorry, was thinking of Indian food . . . ))

I was going to do a pole on this but phrasing became a pain in the ass. I need some advice. When a man says they're not the jealous type, does he mean it? Like, let's say your a chick going out with a dude and he says it's okay for you to date other people, he's not going to freak out when you really start dating other people, is he??? Are there any guys out there who are/have found themselves in this situation? Any girls who openly date who could give me some advice?

Why are some people so . . . . URGH! You should have her make it up to you.

Men Shoot Themselves in Tattoo Attempt Are these guys lying about how they got shot, or are they just stupid?

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Buda

I feel glad about stockings and garter belts. They're so much better than dealing with "the roll" that comes with control top panty hose.