Shinju

You can't argue with the superior female mind. The only way you can get to them and win the argument is to make them angry. Next time a woman calls you sexist, say, "Yeah, yeah, just take off your shirt." If that makes you too squeemish, make them laugh "Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich" works good, and if she can't take a joke, do you really want to know her anyway? Don't ever tell a woman "You're just angry because you're on your period" unless you really seriously hate her and want her to be angry at you forever. Even if said woman is on her period, she will forever remember you as a horrid sexist pig and tell all her friends about it. And then they will hate you too. That's really the only thing you can say to a woman that will make her truly label you as a sexist pig.

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Okay, if you are going to read part of this read the whole thing or none at all, because the beginning is different from the end. The reason there are laws against sleeping with teens is because teenagers are hormonal crazy psychopaths unable to make their own decisions because they are crazy hormonal psychopaths. You stick your dick in wrong and the next thing you know, they've killed themselves, because they're crazy. I'm not saying all of them, just a vast majority that can't see past their own brooding emotions and hormones. That is why they belong to they belong to their parents until they are 18, when they are of legal age to experiment with their craziness, which can last until they are about age 22. So, technically speaking, sleeping with someone underage is like messing with their parent's property, which is only part of the reason it is illegal. Personally, I would never contemplate sleeping with someone under the age of 18 because I feel that their mental capacity is about the size of a small bean and that is a serious turn off. And I would seriously bash my head into a wall if I found myself falling for someone even 18 or 19 because to me people are still annoyingly capricious at that age. Not to offend, I was 19 when I joined this site. And when I was 19 I was going out with someone 26. I'm just saying younger people are not for me in a romantic or sexual sense. I'm not trying to young person bash. But when I was a minor, I contemplated sleeping with adults all the time. And I nearly did, twice. But luckily for me, antisocialness and just plain nerves got the better of me both times. Something like that seriously would have fucked me up. Because I had the teenage crazy. And even though I might have been able to make myself seem mature enough to those adults, I most definitely was not. BUT I believe in free speech and think people should be able to read and write and draw what they want (without question or scrutiny) as long as it does not involve an actual minor. People have many reasons for reading or writing such things and it my have more to do with inner demons, feelings, lost youth, enslaving muses, personal psychology, story telling, art or any number of things that have nothing to do with the reader/writer being a pedo. Besides, if you read something on a site like AFF labeled "minor," it is pretty easy to tell whether it was written by a pedo or not because your tummy will start to get sick and you will start to think "Eww, this is really wrong." Like that one story "Little Suzie" or whatever I think it was Zyx linked to. Don't know who wrote it, but I think that person has problems. It's still legal for him to write as long as he actually didn't do it. But most people on AFF are just telling stories and are not creepy child molesting pedos and I don't think reading stuff like that makes you a pedo. Just because someone really likes horror movies and really loves The Silence of the Lambs does not make them a serial killer or mean they want to become one. I think more people identify with the victim rather than the attacker. People on AFF may like to read about two minors because they wish something like that would have happened to them as a teenager and there's nothing wrong with that. A lot of twisted shit like violence and non con shows up in my writing because, well, I always thought I had a muse that writes this stuff for me. I seriously don't know where it comes from. I think I have some sort of a masochistic victim complex. But I never write about minors because, well, I just don't. The bottom line is there are story lines involving minors everywhere, not just on the internet. I believe someone above mentioned V.C. Andrews. And I just caught a glimpse of the cheerleading scene from American Beauty on one of the movie channels. The point is it's everywhere and if you started drawing lines you'd have to get rid of all that too.

Do I really want to know what they did with the rings?

I had a dream I lived in the 30's (my room looked just like today, but I did have 30's clothes and a bobbed hair cut) and I had a beautiful necklace. I think there may have been a carnival involved too. I also seem to remember making out with a hot guy and starting to do it on someone's kitchen table, but then I woke up.

Neither have I. Quite sure I almost did once. I have never had a threesome or a forgy.

That don't Impress Me Much . . . in my pants.

:::Opens mouth to catch Cheeze-its::: My dream has come true. I can die in peace. :::Pokes person below with Batmobile:::

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That's a good idea. Are black labs good at tracking?

That was cool, do you have more like that?

Not Britteny, never been a fan. More like Blink 182 but with a chick.

I would also just like to add, had this 26 year old man been one of her teachers, which he is old enough to be, this would have already been spattered across the front every newspaper in the country.

Crazy seems to run in her family. If you plan on having kids with this one I'd consider adoption. I believe the reason I am so mad on your behalf is because I was once in a similar situation. If something in the relationship makes the other feel so God damned bad that they want to die, the other person just needs to stop. If they don't, feelings become twisted and you end up hating them, but you love them so you want to hold on, but you hate them so you keep on hurting them.

I'm sure some of you have experienced this before. You go to the mall. You find the cutest outfit ever. There is only one left in your size. You try it on. It looks totally cute. And then you sniff. And catch a whiff of hell. Because some smelly bitch got there before you and tried it on. A smelly bitch who apparently cannot shower three days prior to trying on clothes at the mall. And I know it's the same chick too, because we shop at the same stores. I'm size sixteen and there are only two stores in the mall that sell decent clothes over size two. And that smelly bitch always gets there before me. And her stench is unavoidable. Just because you are plus size doesn't mean you can't shower every five fucking days. Now I can't buy the clothes I want because smelly bitch got there first. If I could say something to smelly bitch right now, I would say, "I hate your bitch stench. Go take a shower and never visit this mall again. You smelly bitch." I feel like kicking her in the cunt.

I figured this would make excellent use of the mystery forum, I believe somebody else suggested it but I can't remember who, don't get offended but it's probably because of all that toked mj after high school. If you have any poetry or lyrics you would like to share please post them here. If you don't have any, feel free to make them up. Anyhoo, here are some lyrics I wrote a while ago after I broke up with my ex, and I just felt they were so special I had to share them with all of you. ********************* Lesbian Ex-con Girlfriend ********************* From the beginning you were always wrong You're so gay I even wrote this song The only way we ever got along Was with a bong You Tinker Bell obsessed faggot From the start oh how I loved you so Even though you're a fag and all my friends said no And now you're with that ex-con ho Didn't think you could sink so low You are such a stupid faggot Your ass was dumber than a building block You couldn't even work your half sized cock You set yourself on fire making crème brûlée 'Cause you're so gay You're even useless as a faggot You were such a dumb fuck when you tried to rock Everywhere we went all you got was mocked All your lyrics were so lame and gay I was not the only one to say You can keep the Tink Bell oven mitts Your cooking sucks you useless shit But it's okay 'cause I am gone I left your stupid dumb ass dumb fuck bu-utt But then again maybe I am wrong Because my hate is just so strong Anyway, hope you have fun With your new lezbo ex-con Your new lesbian ex-con girlfriend ((Next line sung barber shop quartet style)) Your lezzy ex-con girlfirend! **** END **** Hey, that was it, hope you enjoyed it. All lyrics are copyright to me under my real name, so don't steal. Although if you live in the sf bay you and your band can make some music to it and I can come sing it live on stage. Because that sounds like fun.

g-eeeeeeeeesus (Like Jesus only with a hard G) - a euphemism for when you don't quite want to take the lord's name in vain. Usually pronounced all long and drwan out, especially when someone does something ridiculously stupid. breast cheese - It's what that girl at the gym has, you know the one that's kind of butch dykish and hasn't showered all week and decides to work out before showering at the gym and it smells like cheese or cornmeal when she takes off her bra.

Ahahaha, ya'll never get this one unless you're a giant nerd like me. "And here's one for your mother!"

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Taz? I LOVE YOU TAZ!!! *hug* :::Screams in agony as wild animal rips her apart::: :::Chucks her disembodied and cursed spirit:::

I am no longer aloud to go on wild adventures. But I will anyways.

^ is correct. I can see ^s every move so ^ should be careful. < is sleepy and has to sew clothes she shredded breaking and entering. V likes to party and will bring the top shelf tequila for the Margaritas.

That would depend on your definition of cheating. I call telling someone you never want to talk to them again breaking up, but apparently when you take them at their word and have sex with someone else it's cheating because they weren't serious and expected you to know they were just fucking around with your head. G/NG: of doing something really slutty.