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Haha. The 80s. That was back when people were stupid. "Durrr, what, you mean I have to read the opposite direction???" *head explodes*

I like the first chapter, I'll put in a review tomorrow because I'm going to bed now. You'll get more hits if you move it into the slash section.

I don't care what anybody says, Quantum Leap is hot.

Okay, am I the only one here who thinks "M/M, M/F, F/F, fuck it, it's all good?" I mean, damn, why does everyone gots to be like "M/M is the best because there's more peni!," or "M/F is the best because of the hot, wet pussy pounding!" or, as some guys I know, "F/F is the best because theres no cock!"

Try posting yours first with an authors note as to why it is only a rough cut and that you just wanted to post it before that person plagerized you

Where is she planing on posting it? Is it an original work or ff?

O.O

Hahaha, you're my hero keith

I thought they could, maybe I am wrong?

Well at least now people won't think that I am crazy when I tell them that I'm being watched.

Thats plagiarism dear, and you have the right to tell her she can't post it.

Okay, I didn't even read most of the posts in this thread, I just scanned because bickering hurts my brain. So please take that into consideration if I make any points that might have already been made, I am just trying to answer the first post in a rational and non angry manor. And you know what, I'm not angry, because TurtleHermit made a valid point about the lack of m/f pairings on AFF and asked a valid question on why that was and I will try to address that issue here in this post. I believe most females are sick of m/f parings, mainly due to Harlequins and the monotony of the modern day romance novel industry as published by AVON and Bantam and whatnot. I mean, seriously, have you ever read that crap? I mean, it's great when you are like, 12 years old and getting to read ridiculous story lines attached to graphic sex scenes for the first time in your life, but once you've been reading that stuff into your late teens, you realize that 1)every story line is the same, just different settings like, past time periods, future time periods, outer space, New York, San Francisco, North Dakota and Texas, 2)there is always some poorly written, sappy and contrived happy ending and no romance novel will EVER deviate from that, 3) Harlequins are BORING seeing as they no longer publish anything but the same old regurgitated JUNK over and over again. If you go to your supermarket/bookstore/airport newspaper stand, you will see about FIFTY Harlequin Presents with the same words in every title just moved around. IE: For The Sheikh's Pleasure, Love-Slave To The Sheikh, Possessed by the Sheikh, Sheikh's Revenge, Sold To The Sheikh, Surrender To The Sheikh, At The Sheikh's Bidding, At The Greek Boss's Bidding, The Greek Tycoon's Convenient Bride, The Greek Boss's Bride, The Greek's Virgin Bride , Taken by Her Greek Boss, The Greek's Royal Mistress, The Greek Tycoon's Virgin Wife, The Millionaire's Mistress, Mistress To A Millionaire, Surrender To The Millionaire, Marriage At The Millionaire's Command, Bought by the Billionaire Prince, Bought By A Billionaire, At The Billionaire's Bidding, The Billionaire's Virgin Mistress, NEED I GO ON, BECAUSE NOW I NEED TO GO VOMIT. Anyways, my grand theory is that publishers such as HARLEQUIN in all their mass produced paperback glory, have TRAUMATIZED the female population of pretty much half the world and we now have turned to the avant-guard and underground realm of man-love for support. That is why now a days you will see many female authors that could be writing m/f write m/m. We're just so sick of mary-sue-esque pussy that we avoid thinking about the entire m/f thing all together. This is also my theory on why certain female authors, we'll use me for an example, have such a bad understanding of m/m relationships, because we have BEEN TRAUMATIZED BY HARLEQUIN. Trust me, if I wrote m/f or f/f, my understanding of plausible fictional relationships wouldn't be any better, unless I wrote about realistic m/f relationships, which I do have experience with, but to make my fiction more realistic would completely defeat the purpose as to why I write fiction in the first place. And the fact that we don't have penises probably has something to do with it, but hey, it's a free country and we can write about what we want and anyone who has a problem with it can just get over it or go to a site that monitors their stories like nazis. So yeah, to answer your question, that is the reason I feel that there is a lack of decent m/f stories out there and why there is some pretty bad m/m stuff. And I don't count Diana Gabaldon's Outlander series as a romance novel in the traditional sense, so don't flame me about that.

Here's the way the conversation should go: Zyx: "FUCK OFF!" RandomAsshole: "Hey man, you should try to be more polite." Zyx: "Oh, I'm sorry, please FUCK OFF you fucking retard bitch shit." I think after that they'll get the point.

Even though I cried my eyes out the fist time he got elected, I did try to like him, I tried! I would watch him on the news when I was a teenager and tried to find the good in the things he was saying, but I absolutely couldn't, my BS detector is just too good. I finally stopped trying when I heard him talking about how he was going save California from it's wildfire crisis that one year by cutting down all the "superfluous" woodland areas. And this is why I no longer watch the news.

I want to be published.

Most of the people here are here because they are willing to admit things about themselves. I kind of like flames myself, the more I get flamed the more it causes me to write worse stuff in the next chapter just to piss people off. I like people to think about a giant middle finger when they think about me, it makes me happy.

I'm horrible. I hardly ever review. Me shy.

Just because we have a president who somehow won the election even though we didn't vote for the first time around, and then had a bunch of idiots vote for him the second time around even though he cheated the first time, and we will have to carry around identification cards with GPS tracking devices for the sake of "homeland security," does not make our country shitfaced! Er . . . . o ya, wait, it does. What country are you from again and do you have any hot male friends who would marry me so I could obtain citizenship??? I can't watch the news because it makes me cry.

((Must . . . hold in . . . rabid squees of joy. . . )) OMG, I can't wait!

LOL!!! I've been wanting to see that movie again lately because last month me and some friends were supposed to watch it but we ended up not due to poor timing. I'll point this out when we do get around to watching it! Yeah, I was the same way until I saw the Light practically humping that grave in the deleted scenes. Ever since then he's kinda fallen from his pedestal where I'm concerned . . .

If my parents found out that last month I went to SF to see a gay amateur strip contest and then watched a m/m/m orgy in the bar's basement while poking smot and sitting in my 40 year old gay friend's lap while being fondled while I was fondling another, really, really hot guy in his underwear who was sitting in my lap in front of a room full of vacationing lesbians while ironically the new dance version of "San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair) played in the background, they would probably cry and lecture me for the rest of my life and constantly ask me where I was going and if I was going to participate in an orgy. True story. Was anyone else from this forum there? It was totally awesome....

Mine actually did find out. Good luck with that.

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Guilty. But I was really sick and very little. I was asleep on my back and I just woke up vomiting. G/NG: Of flirting with someone you knew was taken.

doomed gloomed boomed loomed roomed tombed wombed zoomed So instead of asking out girls he always just loomed, And the only fun he had were his nightly masterbations,