Shinju

I had a dream that someone actually continued the forum orgy.

I am having gas.

we would have to depend on the wonderfully responsible parents of America to educate their own offspring. Diamonds are a girl's best __________

Because the corporations conspire it so. Why do corporations conspire?

OWWWW! MY VAGINA!!! :::Pokes the person below with a splurt of blood::: You don't want to know where that came from, buddy.

I am no longer allowed to sleep. Period.

:::Catches::: Could someone toss me some matches? :::Chucks a dead body:::

Me nei---wait. Yeah. I was ten, let us never speak of this again. I have never made out with a complete stranger.

Love Lost Years -- This Ascension

This Love in my pants.

Guilty. Although I have dabbled and may do so again in the future, I prefer to put my effort into things I can take credit for. G/NG: of spoiling an animal/pet

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S&M

H: Hank Aaron (baseball)

to be drunk and horny at the same time.

Eww! :::Pokes person below with an attack turtle:::

. . . someone might overhear and try to stop it from coming true. Soap operas are __________

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PMS

I was the burning bush.

What would I do for a Klondike bar? I'd pay about $0.75. Unless it was a Recess Klondike, then I'd pay more.

"Donkey Punch It’s sounds like a ’80s video game, but it’s actually one of the most dangerous sexual maneuvers known to man. Engage in anal sex with your partner and at the point of orgasm punch her or him in the back of the head, which will supposedly knock the person out." from An Intro to Dubious Sexual Terminology I think they missed the point. Supposedly when you smack a person on the back of the head the anal muscles tighten.

I didn't know Tony Danza was in porn.

Hahaha, molesting the carrot.

I really did open up a can of worms here, didn't I? I'd just like to say, with no offense intended, that there is a difference between being a whore and never again wanting to be in the "relationship" position. Perhaps you've never had the one you love seriously threaten to stab you with a fork if you didn't let him win an argument, or hold your animals hostage unless you a) let him beat up your father because he is jealous of any man in your life, or let him force pain medication down your throat so you could become an addict. Yes, yes, I know. Not everyone is like this. But after meeting a few, trust me, you don't really want to shift through any more. Because they all seem nice at first and it sometimes takes several years to find out people's true natures. Some of us just no longer have the time or inclination. What I'm looking to gauge is how many people have been in a no-strings agreement but were dishonest about the way they felt?