Shinju

light of the alien invasion.

I invented the 24 hour orgasm.

Not guilty. Did anyone else have an ex that would call them whatever name they heard last on the tv? G/NG: of sleeping with someone and not remembering it the next day.

Is it a phobia where you don't want to do anything because you're afraid of everything? 'Cause I have that one . . . .

4:50 AM in California. Shoulder hurts. Can't sleep.

Don't be virginist now. You can be a virgin at any age. Had I not had a nervous breakdown, dropped out of college and screwed the first psycho I had a mutual attraction with, I may still be one today. In fact, I may have liked that much better. It's kind of creepy the whole "I slept with so and so who slept with so and so, so isn't that just like me sleeping with so and so???" There was one person in the world I absolutely hated, whom I called "The Axis of all Evil," that I found out . . . well, lets just say I wasn't right for months after hearing that. More power to all the 40 year old virgins!

Pfffft! Target practice! If ever anyone lives with someone who can't hit the toilet, all they need to do is keep a box of cheerios in the bathroom on top of the pot, not say anything about it, and then when the other person asks say "They're for you. You know, for target practice." Totally off the topic, but has anyone ever cut the top of a glow stick and poured the glow stuff in a random, dimly lit public toilet? Does it really make the whole bowl glow?

I just saw Sweeny Todd. He's so dreamy, even as a macabre mass murderer. Helena Bonham Carter was hilarious. I have a crush on her to.

Oh, come on, like there are movie stars most of us wouldn't date for free.

Hear you on that one. I've known some man-whores in my day. Seems to be a reoccurring theme amongst people. Maybe we should have a poll.

How chivalrous of you. I voted yes. Not that I ever think I would, but if I ever found myself in a situation where I wanted to then I wouldn't say no.

Women should always carry around tape recorders in their purse that are always in the "on" position. Wish I had one.

Hahaha, that's something I would do sober. And I'm young so that's sad.

Yep, thats the correct age. Just had my heart ripped out several too many times.

24. I think I'll stop counting once I reach 29. Wish I would have stopped @ 23.

Amen!

OMG, DarkInuLord, I accidentally reported you instead of hitting the quote button. Yes, I'm actually that stupid. I sent a pm to a mod saying it was a mistake. I don't think they'll take it seriously seeing as the report says "Jennifer Connelly is hot. I'd let her do me." Is there a word for forum embarrassment?

If she's a nice girl you'd better hold on. The older you get the less nice girls there are.

Ahh, to be young again, back in the world of fairies and unicorns. For your sake I'll keep my pie trap shut if'n I ever see her (which I doubt, seeing as I don't know either of you). Let me guess, she says she "doesn't need a ring." Trust me, she does. It won't come up now, but years in the future it will.

Why is it that when you put food into plastic Ziplocs your food smells like rotton plastic bag after it's in the 'fridge for a day and a half? I mean, is it just me? Does the rest of the world just not taste it? Because putting food into these things still appears to be pretty popular, I mean, my entire family does it. I'm a saran wrap and foil person myself. But, come on, seriously, you don't taste it? Put some Diritos in one of those bitches and wait 2 or 3 days, pop a couple in your word hole and exhale the air in your mouth through your nose and tell me if you taste it or not. I would seriously like to know if I am just the finickyest person in the world.

LOL! You should have pissed somewhere in your brother's room and told him one of his friends did it.

My Heart will go on . . . in my pants. ((No, seriously, what radio station still plays this shit??? Are they fickin serious?))

his big, sexy, latex covered

Wait, I know this one . . . Street Fighter?

:::Sells Shirotaka's body on the black market::: Great, now I can buy booze. :::Chucks an empty bottle of Jäger:::