Keith Inc.

Nope. Eve?

parking for an aspirin. If adverse to chemical analgesics, though, there's always ________

G: I want to get on with it...Get one or Give one, makes no diff to me. G/NG: has a special spot the masseur or masseuse can use to make them their willing slave

I am glad to be home, after the black ice skidding. I am thinking i should have said Caterin', it'd rhyme better than Catering. I am ready to sleep.

Is there such a thing as too much?

^ is correct < will never spend time willingly with people who are of a gaseous state V is leery of fluid people

Careful statistical analysis?

Upon careful examination and evaluation, must say: 8.365 out of 10.000 One cannot click on your evil sign and take the test one's self. I know that knocking off for this is evil, but cannot state just HOW evil...

Notmuch of a party goer.... G/NG: Has worn a costume to a party

^ not a calendar freak < has confused entire fiscal weeks V knows the date with exacting precision

I like, but only when i'm on a business trip. Can't explain it. I have never understood the military fixation on shoes.

Free credit, easy terms, plenty of ATMs. But is there an upper limit to the interest rate?

I was in the Navy for 20. Which branch are you in?

Feel free. It is free, right?

Are you in, or is someone you know?

^ about as twice as much as which fraternity you joined, half as much as what you majored in < would have frightened the sorting hat V knows why

Neither have i. I have never admitted to call-forwarding every phone to one place, as a prank.

G: gave the kid his first screwdriver. And his first 'go fix that' assignment. G/NG: has someone else kill the spider

In hell, every seat is near the Starbucks. The question is, is the place open?

Oh, we'd kill ourselves our first 'time of the month.' G/NG: puts bacon on everything.

Whant makens yonu thinnk in havenn't?

experiences of deja screw. The opposite, of course, is the sensation of _________

No, i find it liberating. Or did i mean libelous?

NG....yet. G/NG: has tried something they only ever 'heard' about online.

^ needs a wicked backrub < gives wicked backrubs V knows how to ship a backrub