Keith Inc.

Is it okay if I ask your mom out, some time? -------- (You guess wrong. It's referring to the relative pigmentation of the two main collections of hair on a woman, suggesting that at least one of them has been subject to color enhancement. I just didn't feel like using it that way. But go ahead, use it again, maybe someone else'll answer the way you want them to.) -------- Dude! That's the biggest burrito I've ever SEEN!

She's tied to a frame before the army or on the wall of the city, spread eagle and naked. She's given one chance to shout some heroic statement, then gagged. Then they build a screen, so her people can't see her. Men line up, go behind the screen, and spend time firing the imagination of the viewers. After ten men, they take a bull behind the screen, then a stallion, then a cage of ferrets with a tub of meat paste.... Then the sword swallower and his assistant, a fire breather, a shipwright with a barrel of caulk...

So, this fic gets me hot. So hot. Way hot. And my manmeat gets so hard. I guess there's something i can do, when it gets like that? Something to relieve the tensions? But i don't know how. How can i learn how to beat off? ------ That's just one of the ads for the site, don't worry about it.

George

Sir, the entire nation is asking why the President declared war on one room of the White House? --- It's the only thing meaner than a wolverine with a toothache.

Yancy

Victor. I mean, Victoria.

Oh, isn't that a cuddly and cute snake? ----- The force required would exceed 400 foxbats per hour.

^ undervalues fun over unbreaking bones < rather fond of skeletal integrity, actually V Thinks safety is for tree rats

I knew you were going to say that. I have never had the bubonic plague.

Susan

I've lost count of the number of times i've been on a sinking ship. (Luckily, it equals the number of times i've bene on a surfacing ship.) I have never been the one to sound the diving alarm.

Olivia

^ is correct but < is too lazy to translate V has a squirrel taser

Did you see that sign, 'blowjobs half off for soldiers?' --- Please remain seated until the aircraft comes to a complete halt.

NG! NGNGNGNGNG! G/NG: likes the house to be colder than their roommate does

Not really. Do women have a corresponding status to 'morning wood?'

Sipped, but never finished a coffee... I have never finished a tea, either.

Monique

Why are you asking me?

Hildegarde

Fiona

Why are all my cans of shaving cream empty? ----- There are plenty more up on the shelf, behind the cookies.

^ doesn't know me all that well < has written 'ships between zookeeper and exhibits V doesn't shock at much in the way of fiction

Yellow Jacket Street name for Nembutal