Keith Inc.

Medusa

Not Guilty...I have been naked in groups, but not flashed. G/NG: has forgotten their Significant Other's name

Kraaken

Hydra (Does it count as a monster, or just a humanoid? ) (Well, a human/anything mix would be a pretty basic definition of monstrous. If nothing else, the man/goat appendix for the Kama Sutra must require enormous amounts of brain bleach...)

Cockatrice

A... Monsters! Androsphinx! The proper name for a sphinx, really, andro for the human head on a lion's body.

I am way pleased with my latest reviews. I am even pleased with the one criticizing me for leaving my story line in the last chapter. I am surprised to find i HAVE a story line in Lamia...

Actually, my son, the culinary arts major gets the short end of the spatula most nights. G/NG: Would prefer a degree in a major that doesn't exist...yet

There's always room for oral. How about heresology?

NG. Had the same one on three forums...no, five. G/NG: fears a clean desk

over the fence. Because the fence would then ________

Not hardly. G/NG: dances with the devil in the pale moonlight

Cool beans! And, to answer the question i just researched, if you adjust your profile on the, say, 'Original' control panel, it automatically adjusts your profile on other sections, like Television or Books. No need to do it more than once. Cooler beans!

Yes, but the fire department keeps putting the coop out when i do. Does PETA get involved in barbeques in your county?

I love Destination: Tokyo (1943) and comparing war movies made during a war with those made during peacetime. I have never been to an awards show.

Yeah, i accidentally went hiking once. G/NG: has taken precautions to ludicrous extreme at least once

Neither have I. I have never been able to whistle with my fingers.

I am thinking that if you're obsessed, then 'too obsessed' is not a distinct condition. I am about to kill my offspring and make freaking bookends out of the twins. I am thinking the oldest would be better off as a sofa cushion. I am SO sure i was never this loud before boot camp...

Whole decades... G/NG: Has been legally driving more than half their life span

The character of Abigail Sciuto on NCIS was dating a very short man. The actor playing that character died, and they wrote him off the show. True to form for the show, they didn't just shuffle him out of sight or forget him, they had his character break up with Abby, claiming she was too tall for him. She was more than a little out of character for most of that episode. I watched that show while trying to come up with a fifth story line for my 'mad scientist porn' series. I always thought Abby would make a great mad scientist, and shrinking women is a major kink for me, thus this effort: MadSciPorn #5: Evil GeNCIS

8/10. A nice ensemble cast. Good choice.

I am waiting for the muffins to cool. I am calibrating my teenage son about certain behavioral misdeeds. Now, i am out of things to throw at the dumb son of a schmuck.

I did get stabbed in the leg with an ink pen, and have had the blue scar for 35 years...but not a professional one. I have never found tattoos attractive.

Shouldn't we assume someone would?

^ has read my diary < does indeed V shares their opinion at the drop of a cumquat