Keith Inc.

Finished, Mad Scientist Porn #4. For the edification of the reader, Madsci #1 has one chapter, Madsci #2 has two, Madsci #3 has three, and now, Madsci #4 has all four chapters. Many thanks to the readers and commenters of all four efforts so far.

Well, with 'compel' and 'forced to drink' and her choice being suffocation or drinking, it's certainly forced.It's a nonconsensual intercourse, but i'm not sure if it's meant to symbolize forced fellatio. But if it's not, it's a near thing. Dominating the woman, physically harming and restraining her, enslaving her, etc. Rape at the least. In John Carpenter's movie, Vampire, the Master makes a woman his slave by drinking from her upper thigh. It's a bit more explicit in the modern tradition of sexy vampires. But i always thought Stoker's Dracula was a monster, not a sex-symbol.

So, I spent two years in Scotland on a Tender that serviced the Strategic Weapons System on ballistic missile submarines. An important part of that was the missile alignment system that helped target the weapons. It shone a beam of light into the missile, hit a mirror, and compared the light coming back with the light that went down to determine missile misalignment in the deck plane. The return image was of a long, long rectangle with two small triangles on either side. The triangles were what was used to measure the alignment of the image. One boat we worked on, the return image was blurry. Very blurry. So blurry, i put in the trouble and failure report, that we 'could not distinguish the tits to either side.' Filed the report. Got a huge ration of in-rate technical training from my division officer. We couldn't say 'tits' in a TFR. But we insisted that the technical guys back at Pittsfield needed this information to evaluate the fault. So, we had to find the proper term for that trait of the return image. Three days. Finally, in a secondary technical manual, we locate the description that indicates they were 'the triangular pips.' We edited the TFR and sent it off. A month later, I get called into the shop, where a phone call is waiting for me. It's the 'technical guy' that answers TFRs. He wants to know what in the name of God a Triangular Pip is. "It's the tits on either side of the return image." "Oh, sure. Those. Man, we've been looking in the books for four days, trying to figure out what the hell you were talking about! Why didn't you just say 'tits?' Oh, wait, don't answer that." I felt bad about the confusion, but i felt REAL good we found the answer in three days and they didn't....

^ stuffs selective plot bunnies < stuffs all the plot bunnies V plots stuffed bunnies

NG: Just the right number. G/NG: has at least one collection they'll never have too many of

^pretty close < let out hems and waists, but not plut bunnies. V keeps old plot bunnies stuffed and mounted on the mantel

If not for the Garlic Bread, they'd never have solved the question of Congressional terms in the back room agreements. Does garlic bread keep vampires away?

NG: There's Coke, Mountain Dew, Brown water, Human blood, other blood, Pepsi, congealed gravy, melted butter, RC Cola and Other. G/NG: has a stuffed animal that isn't, exactly, an animal (mine's a stuffed can of Coke)

Neither have i. But i was thinking more of a hoe-down. I have never been able to convince teens to learn the 24 hour clock.

a Starbucks opening on the moon. Actually, the translation for this one is iffy, it could also be __________

Norman Rockwell

WHOA guilty. G/NG: has taken a taste test

Ummmmmmm.....garlic butter. Is there a higher point on the civilization chart than the devlopment of butters? Peanut, apple, garlic and boy?

I have every confidence in ^ ability to keep it going < has a different problem...often can't make the voices stop V shares a problem with ^ or ^^

Outsmarting a lawn with a plastic ball...not really. I have never enoyed group dancing.

I am looking at two feet of snow in the driveway and wondering if scorpions are all that bad...

I have. Laundry day only went as far as piling clothes on the couch. I have never seen the point in snowmobiling

If it is, will you commit to finding the solution?

^ trusts my ability to list indefinitely < knows of research, education, entertainment, propping up arguments, destroying arguments, finding community, establishing community, making information available, making misinformation available, storage and transmission of ideas, sharing of intellectual property, advertising, finding friends, finding victims, keeping up to date, validating one's sense of self worth, validating one's sense of intellectual superiority, validating one's use of the term: ninja, shopping, attacking, sleuthing, stumping for, stumping against, raising hysteria, raising herstairia, and finding thesaurus entries faster than walking all the way over to the bookshelf. V knows of at least two things i forgot

NG. G/NG: has at least one thing in their junk drawer of no known use

How was the meat? The meat was fine. How were the veggies?

NG. G/NG: has forgotten their name in a nervous situation.

NG, i'm in the middle of a mountain range G/NG: Lives near the border of their nation

Leonardo DaVinci

^ has an odd opinion of where my fetishes lay <has gadgets all over the house V would rather play with gadgets than with Gidget