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Keith Inc.

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  1. Massive dopamine imbalances in the brain. Or is that the GOOD condition?
  2. ^ HA! The trivia IS the fantasy <has to go the extra mile to suspend his own disbelief V can do it without getting out of their chair
  3. Neither have i. I have never been south of the US/Mexican border.
  4. Easy. You go on a forum and say 'Yo, homies, chick out teh story i writed!" and they're all 'Dood, you gots mad written skills at this!'
  5. Enculturation. Everyone tells them that porn is cheating. Who buys that idea?
  6. ^ may be right, depending on how ^ means it < 20 years happily married this July < fascinated by the very idea of a polygamist's prenuptial agreement V more fascinated by the sleeping agreements
  7. ^ needs variety < enjoys a multispouse fantasy from time to time V realizes the reality would bite
  8. NEver been drunk G/NG: Has pretended to be drunk for reasons other than clowning around
  9. automatically help or hinder our development. The short answer is found in the way___________
  10. Oh, god, corporate sex ed. First, you do a focus group, and find out what your partners want in a good fuck, then you brainstorm to see how they can get that... But can you imagine the toy in that Happy Meal?
  11. Keith Inc.

    I Am...

    Eh, i am not doing anything with mine at the moment.
  12. ^ Has spoken the truth, in accordance with the prophecy < 9 out of 10 heresologists say is NOT prophecized V has seen their destiny in a tea cup.
  13. Know it, live it, love it. And hide it.... G/NG: would really like to develop the habit of adding 'in accordance with the prophecy' to every third sentence they speak.
  14. I don't have any old flames... I have never been called upon as a bone marrow donor
  15. ^ addict doesn't BEGIN to cover it. < would shoot up chocolate if it was available from the dealer on the corner. But no, they only have crack, and they don't take credit cards. V would bogart the chocolate
  16. My wife suggested it would be a perfect answer for one of my gender. Did you think i was serious?
  17. Oh, god, it's been my job description to show that i trusted them. Aye Fuckin' Aye, sir. I have never actually sworn at an officer....who was more than (counts on fingers) seven ranks my superior.
  18. shit or get off the pot. And to further the metaphor, let's all_____________
  19. Keith Inc.

    I Am...

    I am wondering if 'writting' was supposed to be 'writing' or if ^ has a job that involves supoenas....
  20. ^ needs to reach down deep inside and find that horny little gourmand within < found him. Ate him. V would be simply marvelous with a chocolate dip and a hard candy shell...
  21. Women have foreplay, too?
  22. I absolutely love being the teacher. It's like being the class clown when no one in the room can tell you to shut up. G/NG: has a gadge fetish.
  23. ^ wants to talk about...root beer float fetish sex < doesn't V will start us off on their food fetish
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