Keith Inc.

point them to an even MORE offensive kink. Ultimately, though, they reach the absolute worst kink, __________

Too much of a gadget freak not to have one. i never voted for Bush.

Only when StoryJunkie pointed out that my story WAS Mpreg. (sheepish shudder) I have never confused G/NG threads with I Have Never threads...

appealing to a very specific fetishdom. But in addiction to the faithful, you'll also attract___________

G: Spiders, heights, blank horizons G/NG: has at least one -philia that isn't mainstream

Ya got me. Anyone think there is a rise in shrinking in mainstream media nowadays?

Afraid of heights. Even my superhero-dreams, i just run quickly to the fight scene. G/NG: has at least one phobia

Oh, yeah, and I Am Uploading a Parade of Cocks even as we speech.

I am remembering getting more than one idea spark out of Hatch's Plot Bank I am hoping it can spark something.

I am forsoothingly not gay. I am willing to be of balanced in porn. I am, though, afraid of the kids' reaction if they see, over my shoulder, a serial willy-ness in performance...

I am wondering what to make a gif OF....

The discussion, on a skeptic board, was 'What Is Porn? Is this?' and someone pointed out that they always read the title as 'What Porn Is This?' and started hearing 'Greensleeves' in their head. NEver one to let a straight line go unpunished, i produced: What porn is this and where's the rest, Of my stash, set in my keeping? That perverts and fundies both use to beat, When they're all supposed to be sleeping? THIS, this is fetish porn, Males and females and in between born, Haste, haste to turn the page, For pics both shaved and hairy... So bring me leather and bring me sheep, Come, street walkers with stomachs strong, The king of pervs can make pimps weep, From here to the slums of far Hong Kong. THIS, this is fetish porn, Giants and pygmies and rhino horns, Haste, haste to turn the page, See what weight her sphincter can carry! THIS, this is fetish porn, A Trekker princess and randy Gorns, Haste, haste to turn the page, For the mixing of meat and dairy....

A goose. G/NG: Has plucked a chicken for non-prank-related purposes

^ In your particular situation, anything short of taking a shovel to the pantry is a snack. < likes to think of a side of beef as an appetizer V would like to help me write a menu

I am fiddling around with gif animators.

I am remembering that episode with pleasure. I am thinking of a number between one and 642.

G: The bake sale at the shopping market? I sold a box of their cookies to the guy that runs the bakery. He came back and asked me for the recipe. I'm...still not sure if he was joking.... G/NG: has killed something just to watch it die.

Nor i. I have never hesitated to stop and smell the roses.

absolutely no panty lines, no matter what you wear! But the best feature of insibible panties is________

^ any waiting at all is patiently waiting. <idea of impatiently waiting is to storm the battlements, taking no prisoners, leaving the dead in windrows, setting fire to all and sundry and shouting "C'MON! The reservations are for SEVEN!" V is glad i never took them to dinner

Um...define 'beaten?' I have never taken the fifth amendment.

Doesn't the very structure of the question make that assumption?

With my Coca-Cola addiction, nutrients ARE the supplements. G/NG: has name brand loyalty for a beverage.

I am deciding what to do with an unexpected day off from work. Well, no, i am 'reading my email,' a euphemism for time spent on the computer.

When you cross the international date line and skip your birthday entirely. Would 'Surprise Party' make a good Reality Show?