Keith Inc.

Well, how would you mark your current one, then? I made it your title, but i quoted your own post because i thought it was the coolest thing i'd read in over an hour. So would that be by me, or by you? Edit: Or was this just a clever ruse to smoke out the author of your title? Wanna nametag?

Let's see, i currently have bookmarks in: Last Laughs, quotes from tombstones and famous last words The Face in the Abyss, because someone thought it was my inspiration for Lamia The Element Encyclopedia of Magical Creatures, which WAS my inspiration for several chapters of Lamia Shadow Divers, salvage divers finding a WWII German Submarine, which will be an inspiration for a story once i finish it And i just finished 'Fragile Things' by Neil Gaiman, which seems to be a collection of stories that are not story-shaped.

No, not at all. Do you believe me?

Thanx for the advice, but it's worse than you think...he used food coloring. When he exerts himself, streaks of colorful sweat draw lines down his face....

Be careful not to tread on erections and/or slippery floors. On the other hand, be very careful to tread on_________

Guilty. G/NG: has at least one fanfic in their possession that is completed, but could never be posted/published.

Only when the microphone is on. But how do you know when you've reached 90% of enough, just before you say too much?

I am amazed at how many women are offering to molest my 17 year old son, here and on the other boardsi've posted on. But if i'm amazed, he's astounded. And walking funny...

Oh, lots. Chowder, roasted, raw (once, on a dare)... I have never eaten escargot

^ Yes. But only if you do the proper stretches before you start. < Listening to Dolby, Thomas V doesn't remember the Dolby Beep

Me neither... I've never been to Europe

A giant woman wants to tie me up for sex, _I_ would certainly be up... Have i said too much?

Only if she asks me very, very nicely. What's a good safety word for such a situation?

Neither have i I have never understood stoicism

Seriously. Senior Smurf. 17 years old and: http://elephanticity.250x.com/smurf/smurf.htm

dependent on the development of a single, global hair style. This was prevented at the last second by____________

Find? That is, with the exception of the cliches, my own work, thank you every much.

Don't you think i tried that FIRST? (a/q)

Okay, scratch 'may.' I noticed she left the 'add a chapter' option open to all, and it pretty well occupied my mind most of the workday. I hope she likes my chapter...

Speaking of pointless bravado, 'where's my toothbrush' and 'what's that cop got up his ass' are questions that intersect at an interesting point in space and time. But where's my date gotten off to?

by actually being more competent than the opposition. On the other hand, the hottest babes in 80s cartoons usually_________

Drawn? No, my webcomic is made with a poser knock-off. I have never met royalty

^ wrong <Not laughing....take it as you will V laughs at the lack of laughing

NG: listening to Wang Chung G/NG: has had at least one sexual fantasy about something that isn't human or not completely human, at least.

HATARI! Mancini, John Wayne, savannah, aminals, vistas, what more could you ask for in a movie? I mean, besides a lesbian sex scene.... G/NG: Has accidentally used a swear word in front of a nun, priest or other religious authority figure