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Guilty. Played it as a game underway. G/NG: Has seen the light.

No idea what ^ talking about. < has had people giggle at my kwang, my dirk, and thought my claim that my ball and chain was on a rack by the front door was a sexual/marital joke. I never get these jokes. V gets the jokes.

Son of a.... ^^ and ^ were let down by google. And the company i bought it from no longer carries it. < owns a shiny replica of an african pygmy bush knife V wants to see the kwang on my wall: http://www.elephanticity.250x.com/size/kwang/kwang.htm

^ needs to be calibrated. Weapons aren't murderous, murderers are murderous. Weapons are just bloody cool (no pun intended). < has a halbred, ball&chain, blowgun, dirk, battleaxe, gunsword, sword, sword, blowgun, and kwang visible from where he sits. Oh, and an iron skillet, butcher's knife, pizza stone, wedding cake knife, and all the 'normal' household murdering tools. V needs to look up at least one thing on my list (probably the kwang).

I have. I just didn't know until we got to the bank. I have never been in court except for traffic tickets.

Guilty...once with the engine running. G/NG: has written their own eulogy at least once.

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Way guilty...you can only argue 'it's stupid and illegal' so many times before the officer just says 'Do IT!' G/NG: Has prayed, out of desperation, to something they're not sure existed.

i have....but only the Singles' Chapter. I have never eaten escargot

Thanx, thanx. I always save, on entering, leaving, moving around... I read the first few books of Xanth, the kids are just discovering it this month... Thanx, Thanx, Thanx, Lamia seems to be the most popular story i've done yet. I think it's because i put 'bestiality' in the warnings? Thanx, glad you liked it.

Duh....( he says, waving around at the forum) G/NG: has vowed to face their demons, but turned to run in the end.

^^I have. My GOD submarine patrols can be boring. ^Only in a light vinegar sauce, with croutons. I have never had sex below sea level.

^ Nah. laughs at EVERYONE. < Does, however, make it internal laughter in certain neighborhoods V laughs at jokes that are not funny, just to keep others off balance.

Not guilty. For the most part, they can avoid any car doing less than 80. Birds hit by 80+ mph cars are just evolutionarily challenged in a rapidly changing environment. G/NG: Have at least one guilty pleasure you share with someone?

When i was first stationed in Scotland, some of the old hands took me out on the town for a local meal. After we finished eating what they ordered for me, they revealed the secret. "That's haggis, dude! You know what's in haggis?" "Guys. I'm fourth generation Scottish American. It's sheep's pluck and innards. You make it by boiling the lungs in salt water, with the windpipe draining over the side. When it's properly...." It was so cool. _I_ was the one that was supposed to lose my cookies, but it backfired on them.

I got a little off of text stories when AFF stopped working for a while there. I started what was supposed to be a web comic, Fifteen Percent.The Intro The third time my system crashed, taking my backups with it, i kinda lost heart in it. A lot of 'oh, what's the point' angst. Just then, someone bought me a set of Cubes for birthday, so i made my version of The Office. And finally, for some reason, the idea of xenophilia sparked the creation of Lamia.

I have...the gummi cheeseburger? I was afraid to find out what the gummi lettuce layer tasted like. I have never read the last two books of Harry Potter.

Guilty...can never go back to that church. G/NG: taken a side JUST because it was the unpopular one?

I have started with a title, and written something to support it. I've started with a scene,popping into my head complete, and written that. Sometimes the scene extends itself in one or both directions and i get a story. Several times, listening to a song, the words start to make a very specific scene appear in my head, and i end up with a new story. And right now, i page through The Elemet Encyclopedia of Magical Creatures and see which beastie looks the sexiest.

I have. I'll tel you all about it when the statute of limitations expires. I have never had an out of body experience.

^ Has such a bruise from their own nunchaku training. < has been in such an odd place, mentally, for so long V knows all about odd mental places (and the prescription schedules for such people)

Maybe, imagine that people have to pay a fee to download your story. They'd be more discriminating in what they chose to read. Does your summary give them everything they need to know so that they won't feel gypped after reading? And does the story deliver on everything mentioned?

B: Bolivia

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^ no, not curious. But i'd admit it if i were, sure, seriously. Really. < About as curious as a curio shop shopper on a three-day curio shop crawl V not sure where the nearest curio shop is