Keith Inc.

Escher

That's my job description, some times. I have never posted a malicious review.

Charles Russell, my favorite western scenes

No. 'Mundanes' bore him. Women that are really INTO something excite him, the odder the hotter. But i wonder if his finding a woman with a fetish for fetishism fetishists could kill him?

I am also, as long as moderation is also taken in moderation.

Guilty...and that's no lie. G/NG: has accepted a white lie because pointing out that you knew would be worse.

never bring hot babes to the dances. Come to think of it, though, neither do ________

Hell, i know a guy with a fetish for fetishes. I wonder if anyone gets hot over the idea of a fetish fetish?

^ knows too much < is <'s ideal weight...if < was riding a scooter V is <'s ideal weight, if standing on foot.

NG: Haven't had any since my 1st wedding anniversary. G/NG: Has forgotten an important anniversary

It is my job to warm that ass, as needed, as directed. Do you think she knows i turn down the thermostat for just that reason?

Neither have i. I've never had to hide something i don't have.

After you click 'collect interest' the button is unavailable for about a day. You have to click the button each day. It promotes people showing up on the site regularly.

Don't mothers KNOW these things?

^ not exactly correct <1st kid, 2lbs, 2oz <2nd kid, 2lbs 7oz <3rd kid, 2lbs 4oz V didn't know they came in those sizes....

Oh, we loves playing in the kitchen, don't we precious? I have never set fire to anything i didn't mean to.

^ is right < is write V is left

AH! Our avatars were in PERFECT synch for a moment, there. Then it all went to hell. Um, what was the question?

I am surprised to see there's a pussy in that cleavage.

^ no time to laugh a<atar! A V atar!

^ silly wishful thinker <AVATAR! V NOW!

Whew! Neither have i, not really. I mean, once the flooding stopped. I have never been across the equator.

I imagine a naked man carrying two cups of coffee and two donuts across a teeter totter being pumped by two naked women of inequal physique, a Twiggy vs. Roseanne sort of thing. Is there a better reason to run to the store for brain-bleach?

^ can't answer until < sees the avatar. < likes to see avatars V will show me the avatar.

Neither have i. None of my subs rigged for Under Ice. I have never regretted not making a polar patrol or, for greater applicability: I have never wanted to die in a steel coffin in a watery grave buried under mountains of frozen water.