Keith Inc.

^ NO sillier than the entire concept of a musical, anyway. < has shouted 'My God, It's a MUSICAL!' in two nations. V is amazed my wife hasn't clubbed me....more.

Sorry, i seem to be getting my mascara on everything. ---- I'm pretty sure the collarbone won't take that much pressure!

But many manhours of project production are lost every time the results are tested. Wasn't that the reason the Driving Keg never made it past the road testing phase?

Water of Life (Whiskey)

Glycerin (i always thought that Grandpa was at risk of blowing up if we drove on a bad road after he took his heart medicine....)

Guilty. G/NG: counting sheep always turns out...badly.

Nor I. I have never been to Ireland.

the status of the global wet-wipe reserves. As a correlating index, they reported the status of_______

All we need to do is start from the start. It's in the cabinet at the end of the hall.

Have you tried the vibrating bed that creeps across the floor? ----- But only one will fit in there.

Quixotiphilia... sexual gratification from whimsically rearranging the alphabet. B: benzodiazepine

I'm glad she got out...that's some interesting stuff. Nice work, thanks for playing!

Oh, i hate those. What i hate worse is dreaming that the alarm clock went off, so you wake up at 0300...

Onanism

Leather

The only correlation i've ever noticed was if the ship rocked.If i slept while we did a surface transit, i had the bug-nuts weirdest dreams. Or the weirdest dream experiences. In one, i was under this great two-ton round stone that was slowly rolling over me, starting at my feet. I was beating on it with my fists, screaming 'No, no, no.' This woke up the guy in the rack above me. He screamed at me until i woke up just enough to realize i was in the bunk room, shouting, and beating on the bed tray. I said, 'Hold on a minute,' went back into the dream, screamed and beat until it rolled all the way over me (not killing me), then, with the dream over, i woke up and apologized to everyone in the room. And the next room. And the watch, a deck up.

Not guilty... G/NG: has a scar from a self-inflicted wound...

I was with the army between Gondor and Mordor. I was in charge of liaising with the camp followers for catering in the wardroom tents. Pretty much the same army as in the books, but the orcs had a Stargate, which allowed them to bring in reinforcements at a deadly rate. Where, exactly, the Stargate orcs were coming from, i have no idea. They just flowed through regularly. So, i got this great idea, to go to the South Pole, and use the gate there to cause a feedback loop on the other gate, destroying it utterly in a great whopping explosion. (I am ashamed to say that i was going to effect the feedback loop by reversing the polarity on the crystals. In my defense, I was raised in a Trekker household.) Eagles flew me, dropped me there with my tool kit, and as i was about to blast them to an unhallowed hell i woke up. So, i woke up my wife and told her about my weird dream. She listened, then fluffed up her pillow, said, 'Again?' and went back to sleep.

People are idiots. I knew at least two people in the Navy who were surprised when their detailer demanded they go to sea. And a man who graduated Sub School and drew Sub Pay for 12 years, then was absolutely shocked when he was forced to go to report to a submarine for the first time ever. Then, a man that wanted a small command, anything but an aircraft carrier, because he thought they were too big to be safe. So he became an Aviation Boatswains Mate, and was surprised to be sent to a carrier. Plus, an officer that turned his back on the division, expecting that no one would spit in his drink. Oh, well that's not exactly on point... Oh, and someone who joined the Marines for the technical training, then was surprised at being sent to the rifle range.

Jello wrestling

eating fetish

I retired as an E6, First Class Petty Officer, Missile Technician. When i left, i had, let's see... 1st Class Crow, 5 hash marks (each for 4 years service), Crow and hash were in Gold, denoting keeping my nose clean for 12 years straight. On the pocket, i had Dolphins, a Navy Achievement Medal, A Meritorius Unit Commendation, A Battle Efficiency award, A Good Conduct Medal (i forget how many stars...somewhere in there they stopped awarding them every four years, switched to every 3 years...), A National Defense Medal (also referred to as a CNN ribbon), a Sea Service Ribbon with 4 stars, and a Deterrent Patrol Pin with two stars for a total of 14 patrols.

Xolotl - Aztec, Dog of Hell.

Ogre

NG. G/NG: has destroyed a friendship because of a hotel on Boardwalk or Park Place (or something similar)