Keith Inc.

The fetish stuff on appropriate fetish sites, little else.

Unix

The answer involves Cthulhu, peanut butter and string theory. Is there another way to wash socks?

Because their breasts are meaty, not sexy. What's your favorite way to prepare a chicken breast?

Readerware brand scanner

^ knows me well < Floating? Screw that. Rig imagination for dive! Report conditions to the Diving Officer! V has a report of conditions on the dive....

Pentium

Is it me, or is the Senator's speech long on imagery, short on actual content? ---- The helping verbs: is, am, are, was, were, be, being, been, has, have, had, do, does, did, shall, will, should, would, may, might, must, can, could.

Pffft. Reading, commenting, comparing it to the porn he read over my shoulder yesterday.... G/NG: has posted even without any fucking idea what to post

Kodak brand digital cameras

^ desperate to be noticed

G. G/NG: has been caught reading porn.

Is it possible to make eye contact while performing oral sex on an elephant? ---- Three. One with stripes, two with polka dots.

NG: I've written things that actually squick me out. G/NG: has written at least one story that they'll probably never admit to.

For $350 an hour, i would. What would you give for a dedicated ear?

^ but you used 'in general.' Not so harsh when there's a loophole < thinks a page by page listing of where the BS is would be harsh V thinks a page by page review of anything is the essence of harshness

I have. 8 years in Kings Bay Alone. I have never danced with a woman my age with no teeth.

...suck out the poison. Of course, you have to pretend that i was bit _________

Hey, you've been answering questions with questions since dinner. Are you going to stop, now? ----- Because there's an alligator in the water trap, that's why!

Ever see Mad Max, i think it was number two? The evil tribe tortured the captured men up on a hill, out of shooting range of the defenders, but well within hearing and seeing. The whole point, i'd think, would be trying to tempt the defenders to come out from behind their walls where the sieging army could come to grips with them. But the right tactical answer would be to remain on the walls, no matter how tortured the answer is emotionally, Depending on how...messed up your villain is, he could also have this acted out for her benefit. She watches a slave or a wife of his, or a servant of hers get treated this way, or at least watches the screen, and then gets told that in five days, it'll be repeated, but with her tied down.

Compac

How do you like the macrame pants? ---- It's locked in a safe-within-a-safe, both welded shut, wrapped in sheets of expended uranium, dropped half a mile down in a salt mine, wedged under a granite boulder, buried under sixteen tons of fast-drying cement, and the shaft sealed with a steel cap. Plus, we put a sticker on the seal: No entry.

So, what's your most successful pick-up line? ----- It's not that sort of friendship.

X-ray (a wavelength on the electromagnetic spectrum, just like any other color. Just one it takes really, really thick glasses to see....)

The one with platform shoes. Anyone seen my dignity?