Keith Inc.

Because we either put him there or we didn't spend enough energy trying to keep him out. Why do we have to choose the lesser of two evils?

^ underestimates me again <has discussed masturbation habits with a therapy major who was unprepared for my forthcomingness V will not ask me difficult questions

NG: Not a lotto player G/NG: only plays the lottery when on vacation

Because like any other human or human organization, we look better when we point out the faults of others. And you shouldn't split your helping verb from your verb like that. Can't we all just blame Bush, no matter who's really at fault?

NG: At the moment, i don't support ANY charities... G/NG: reads the fortune cookie gleefully for how WRONG it is...

Did those tourists really ask an Italian chef to overboil the pasta and serve it with sugary-sweet red sauce, basically recreating Spaghetti-o's in the middle of Rome? ----- No, don't jettison that, we'll need it later!

xylophoning the ribs of a sleeping crocodile

Untying your safety rope just before you need it

slipping on a genetically altered strawberry that snuck stealthily onto the sidewalk, sacrificing itself to slip you straight in front of a semi

ordering them like NetFlix. Keep for as long as you want, return, we'll send more. Of course, the problem would be the shipping container and __________

Quickmarching off a cliff

Marrying a multiple-murderer for his 'my memoirs' money

Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane

Fucked to death by an amorous Yeti

^ good point < needs to avoid being associated with 'fun' in the public eye V keeps an eye on the public for fun

No, just find a way to motivate him better. You've located his younger sibling, haven't you?

Oh, everyone's had her... G/NG: been to the Grand Canyon

zebedee. I'm told it means sex so rowdy the bed squeaks.

(Vore is short for Carnivore....In broad terms, it's any method of getting another person inside you..eating most popular, but also intravenous (Fantastic Voyage), insertion (Voyages of a Mile High Fille de Joie), ear canal (bugs bunny, playing the ear drums like bongos) and so on) W: Whoopee.

Urinating (water sports...ick)

Here! I looked everywhere, then figured that it might have fallen into the well, so a rented a crane and lowered a platform down and dove in and felt around, but didn't find it, so i figured it might have sunk into the mud, so I got a sump and pumped all the mud out until we hit the rock base at the bottom, then climbed back up and ran all the mud through a sluice, and examined everything left in the mesh and found this, took it to a jeweler to have it polished and the stone reset and finally, here, because i love you so much, this is your wedding ring, right? ----- The cloaking device keeps flickering.

Shrinking

They're not used to freshness, so they're not cooking the flavor out, they're burning the taste of pollution in. Rain, Snow, Hail, Wind...most of weather is, but why isn't 'sleet' a four-letter word?

Quickies...

Kissed