Keith Inc.

It's perfectly fine as a review. You could do that again, if you felted like it. Seriously, if you have a Rob Anybody fixation, Tiffany and he COULD be getting together in a dream. Or some other magical state.

Hey, does anyone have a GAFF account? A review on Why...Unicorns? says i was unjustly GAFFed. I can't seem to get on. The 'forgot password' link isn't sending me any useful email. I just wonder what it says.

Since his wife is crucial to the Wee Free's, i'd say not to kill her. It'd be more in character for him to have some sort of former-wife obligation. With some sort of Pratchett-like qualifiers? Only if the previous wife was bigger and became smaller than the current wife or the mother in law of the former husband-to-be, without any complications due to weather. Or cheese.

Just remember that you did ask for it...

I, too, have a category request to put in, please. Category name: Chick Tracts Section category to be in: Comics Do you have any stories for it?: One chapter of one so far... ---added 4/5/08

Y'okay. Thanx.

Interesting. I find a very forceful plot bunny beating on the back of my skull, demanding a behind-the-scenes-story of Dark Dungeons. Miss Frost twisting Mike around like a puppet, losing all respect for Debbie ("She has the Real Power now and she uses it to get more gaming supplies?"), and getting Black Leaf pregnant. If you don't mind, Knorg? If you feel that i'm stealing your story, plot or thunder, i won't do it. Then again, where would it go on AFF?

Yeah. Filth-of-Satan checkerboard, Filth-of-Satan lead figure,Filth-of-Satan D&D book, Filth-of-Satan D&D module, Filth-of-Satan rock music, Filth-of-Satan Pokemon t-shirt...but that cheesy mustache is the Lord's?

No, no. It's Mike. The guy that shows up at the end in time to save Debbie from Elfstar (the cleric who's apparently named Wizard). Note how he didn't show up in time to save Black Leaf. Maybe that's because he got her pregnant? Maybe he did Frost a...favor, to get her to drive BL over the edge?

Eh, activist atheist here. I support same-sex weddings and religious freedoms for all religions. More than enough would pop my Darwin-fish off of my car on sight anyway. Questioning the validity of The Books is enough to send me to hell. But rather than put two, three or a sacred orgy of seven The Books characters into a PWP story, i've tried to make the characters real. If i burn in hell for that, i hope i get a window seat.

Depends on your benchmarks for 'strange.' In the ruins of a castle in Scotland would be one. One two different beds would be another.

Good point.Well, if you're looking to see a story that some people are surely going to find offensive because of the content... that's most of my backlist: shrinking women, shrinking men, graphic sex, xenophilia, Clarisse... But if anyone's looking to email a The Books porn story for the sake of scandalizing readers who are not AFF users, i've posted a copy outside of AFF: http://hexfiles.multiservers.com/thebooks/dumkina.htm

Well, yeah. Isn't that the point of the OP? But when writing offensive literature, you can still take pains to get it accurate.

Cool. I'd love to break into the 500-review club with The Books porn...

Ah.So, i should add a disclaimer like: "This speculation on the Canaan Curse Question is based on an interpretation of the King James version of the Books. Anyone with concrit based on another translation, version, or language can go suck it." Y'think?

Okay, all done. Any concrit about conflict with the Genesis account would be appreciated.

A number of christains seem undereducated about the contents of the Books. You'd be amazed at how many times people who graduated a The Books study course accuse me of making up details like Noah taking 7 pairs of some animals, or being aboard the ark for a year.

Six chapters, now, one left. Not bad for two days of work.

Oh, just wait and see.

Wow, and i haven't even gotten to the porn yet. Thanx!

Okay, then. The plot bunny is in control. I should really make hasenpfeffer out of the bastard. WIP: http://books.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600093423

You know, I've always wondered why Noah got so upset at being seen naked by his son, Ham.What if Ham was gay? It would explain the 'Ooh, ooh, ICKY!' reaction. Or overreaction. Some of the guys i've sailed with had similar outbursts at the suggestion that since one man in ten is gay, and they lived in a 9man bunkroom, the chances were better than zero that... I can't write gay porn. Anyone wants to use the idea, feel free. BUT...if Ham was less than interested in the procreation of the species, then his wife, nameless in scripture, would have had a lot of free time on the Ark. What sort of devilment might she have gotten into? I've kind of wanted to do a Unicorn story in Lamia, but hadn't worked up the nerve. But if, um, let's call her Dumkina, were more than usually lonely, what with her entire family and all her friends having been drowned, and her husband doesn't touch her... Would bestiality be worth an email? And far more important to a review whore like me, would it be worthy of COMMENT?

Or a modern couple reenacting something out of the Books...specific or general. "Okay, now, your whole city has been slaughtered and i've taken you back home as a sex slave." "Oh, baby." Or choreograph a modern scene where at least one character keeps seeing it as a parallel to a scene in the Books, kind of like the flashbacks on the old Kung Fu show. "As long as she kept her legs spread, it was as if the sun was frozen in the sky, like that battle in Joshua."

That's hilarious.It seems to me that a dipstick measurement of society is not the rights that that society reserves for itself (some societies demand religious fundamentalism, some religious freedom), but just how many people it extends those rights to. As we do away with slavery, we should be doing away with any idea that there are people that basic rights can be restricted from. But there's always someone dragging their feet on that.