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  1. Eh, I suppose not. But as a female, the notion of naked play in snow doesn’t strike me as all that arousing. I guess that’s why my headwaiter’s little joke came to mind, and why I did say it was entirely unhelpful.
  2. This is entirely unhelpful, but I was reminded of my college days when I was waiting tables in a bistro. We had a cat (in utter violation of the regs, but the rats were a bigger violation, and the cat kept those away) and she had a habit of wandering into the walk-in refrigerators. The headwaiter posted signs for us: “Don’t lock the cat in the walk-in. Cold pussy doesn’t do anyone any good.”
  3. I can only speak to my own experience, which was being published via a small press with a targeted readership (LGBTQ). The original owners of the press are tremendous people, authors themselves, and I absolutely adore them. They sold the press, though, and the new owners were not as dedicated to readers or authors. The press is gone now, and I’m the process of having my stories republished with another press. I have never self-published, so I’ll let those with more experience speak to that, but I can tell you why I went the small press route. First, identify the publishers in your genre. Don’t pitch a slash romance to a het-oriented publisher. Keep in mind most publishers won’t touch pedophilia, incest, rape for titillation, necrophilia, bestiality, or stories that discriminate against a particular group. Some won’t want graphic sex. Most want happy-ever-after or happy-for-now endings. One of the keys to being successfully published is a polished, edited, proofread manuscript. One of the biggest mistakes people make is thinking they can self-edit, or that their dear friend who beta-reads their fan fiction is going to make a terrific editor. What you need is a professional editor, especially when you’re new to publishing, and it can get expensive out of pocket. A good editor makes sure you don’t leave loose ends, that your chronology makes sense, and characters don’t change names mid-scene. Same thing with the proofreader, who looks for the technical stuff like punctuation, verb tense agreement, and all that good grammar stuff. They aren’t as expensive as editors only because they don’t spend as much time with your manuscript. There’s cover art, and the ISBN numbers, which aren’t very expensive if you buy them in bulk, but most of us aren’t going to purchase them that way. Ten ISBNs can cost $125, and you need a separate ISBN for ebook and paperback editions. Many publishers will send books out for review, and maintain relationships with review sites and blogs for their genre, and some even take out banner ads. But most small presses expect you to help market your book actively. Publishers provide those services for you, and in return, they keep a portion of the royalties from each sale. Given that the publisher’s just spent good money on the gamble my book will sell and return their investment, I’m very happy to share royalties, and tweet my ass off, blog, and even buy a banner ad myself. Just read your contract carefully, and don’t be afraid to ask about anything that isn’t clear to you. Are you contracting for ebook rights only, or print rights? For how long with the contract run? Most are two to three years. Make sure you understand how to have your rights revert to you, if necessary. Investigate how royalties are paid, and how often. Third party sellers pay the publisher, who pays you, and that means those monies lag compared to a direct publisher website sale. How often do you get royalty reports? How are you paid: by check or Paypal or other means? Get in touch with other authors who publish with that small press, and ask how they like the publisher.
  4. I bow before the Bobness…
  5. So, whilst at the lake, my laptop decided its hard drive was gone. Not that it was much of a laptop to begin with, but a braindead laptop is nothing more than a paperweight. Time to buy a nice new hard drive, and grumble a bit about annoyingly inconvenient technology...

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    2. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      On HDDs, I have more issues earlier with Seagate too, though WDs have failed on me.  Most of my SDDs are Samsung, good luck so far.

    3. Melrick

      Melrick

      I went for 20 years without a single HDD failure.  20 years.  I get SSDs and 3 failures in less than a year, all different brands, all top brands.  At least they were only used as starter drives so none of the important info was lost, which was just as well, because when SSDs fail, you rarely recover any data from them.  Still a pain in the arse though.  SSDs will get better and more reliable in time, but at the moment they’re far from ‘bullet proof’ or ‘fail safe’ like sales people keep trying to tell us.

    4. Anesor

      Anesor

      I lose at least 2 HDD a decade and one took a good chunk of writing when I was doing parody more. I’d been thinking SSDs were better, but I never had anyone who could save files for me. I lost a 40k chunk as I didn’t know much on how to. I still miss that angsty story, but recreating it just did not flow. Guess I’ll stay with my HDD/cloud backup. Ineed to figure how to save my email boxes and custom dictionary.

  6. Oh, my goodness! Let’s hope it’s nothing dreadfully serious, no surgery is involved, and we have you back feeling much better.
  7. We can merge those for you! The newer account will be the surviving account, and I’ll get this posted for our tech admin. She’s been insanely busy with RL work, so b patient with us, please.
  8. Links for above: KoRn Koncert in Kohona by Raven Silvermoon
  9. It happened to authors on FFN who I truly liked and respected, and while I know my protest hasn’t changed anything there, it was something about which I felt strongly enough to take a stand. I think what bothers me the most is the notion that it’s a victimless crime, whereas nothing can be further from the truth. It saps one’s confidence, and wears away at one’s spirit, and that is utterly unacceptable to me. We need to support each other, especially when we find the courage to put our writing out there for sale, when we create an original work and offer it. We’re not going to get rich, and most of us know that, but it is still so incredibly satisfying to see something for sale under our name, isn’t it?
  10. Do PM me or email me. It’s always good to have that sort of information on record, in case we get a complaint about this person. For the record, we do investigate even subtle instances of plagiarism, and we do take action if we find there is sufficient reason to think someone’s intellectual property was used improperly. My personal belief is that even fan fiction, despite not being something a writer can profit from, is still very much the writer’s hard work and property aside from the copyrighted aspects of the fan fiction. I’m very sorry you’ve had to go through this. It’s unfortunate when fiction archives don’t treat plagiarism like what it is—theft of intellectual property, and a crime.
  11. If this person has plagiarised in the past, odds are whatever they have posted here isn’t their work, either. As lead archive moderator, I’d greatly appreciate knowing this member’s pen name. If you don’t want to post it here, and it’s entirely understandable if you don’t, you can email us at tos_team@adult-fanfiction.org, or you can PM me over on FFN as well (since guests can’t use our forum PM system). I’m BronxWench over there, too.
  12. The category and sub genre shouldn’t come up in the Currently Reading fields. Those only apply when uploading a story. But, what you’re describing as happening could also be caused by cookie issues. AFF uses cookies, and sometimes, over time, those cookies get corrupted. You can clear your AFF cookies in your browser, as well as your browser’s cache and history, and that acts as a reset. You’ll create a fresh cookie when you revisit each subdomain, and your profile, which may resolve your issue. In case you need the information, we have a FAQ on clearing your browser’s cookies, cache, and history here.
  13. And once again, please note the statement at the top of the search thread: We are really not joking about this. Do NOT come to our search threads to solicit hard copies or email files of stories. Do NOT come to our search threads to post links to pirated copies of stories. We don’t mind you sending our readers to other legitimate archives, despite not being affiliated with any of them, but we draw the line at promoting theft of an author’s hard work, and that’s exactly what passing around copies is. If the original author did not post it on the Internet for all to read, it doesn’t belong on our search threads.
  14. The reviews are harsh, yes. They don’t quite cross the line into flaming, but in case ANON decides to peek in on this thread, I’d like to ask one thing as lead moderator: ANON, you’re reading a fan fiction about game characters based on an anime. In other words, the story revolves around cartoon characters. Why on the good green Earth are you looking for sensibility? Can’t you just suspend belief and try to enjoy? If the answer is no, then let me point you to some other subdomains where you might encounter a larger dose of sensible reality… wait… oh! Perhaps the Non-fiction section of Originals. Aside from that, we’re all about the fiction here, sensible or otherwise. We’re also all about being adults, and the phrase, “Wow, what a retard” is hardly an adult way to begin a conversation. If you care to debate that point, PM me, Anon. I can do this talk all day long. I have a 22 year old and a 19 year old at home. Trust me, the topic is a hot one around here. Hide_My_Sins, I strongly recommend setting your account to block anonymous reviews in future to avoid future visits from those who don’t have the courage of their convictions and won’t leave their pen name with a review.
  15. BronxWench

    Invalid Story ID

    Check the very first field, for the subdomain. I just tried my own Currently Reading, and it reset a Lord of the Rings story to Anime. It’s a dropdown field, so you can scroll through the list to the correct subdomain. For the record, I have NO idea why that changes on an edit, but that was what I saw on my account.
  16. I’m always happy to read a chapter for you!
  17. BronxWench

    Blood Red

    Cordelia Kingsbridge pulled all her stories from the Internet for publication.
  18. Count me in, with details to follow!
  19. My bloody Internet is acting up, and service can’t come until Wednesday, so if I go missing, that would be why.

    ::glares at modem::

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    2. JayDee

      JayDee

      Whenever the internet is working fine, I can take it or leave it, When my connection’s gone I really want to be on there!

    3. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      Right?

      Then again, I depend on a viable Internet connection for work, too. :lol:

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      I tried disconnecting before for a weekend sabbatical once, lasted less than a few minutes….

  20. If the setting is unique, then you’d need to disclaim that doujinshi as one of the fandoms along with Naruto, so something like: “I don’t own Naruto or Futago, and I make no profit from this story.” The idea of genderbending clothing isn’t particularly unique, so that’s not an issue. Dungeons & Dragons has belts of gender change, just as an example, and I know it’s been done in various other books, games and anime.
  21. Are you using characters and/or the ‘verse from the source material? If so, you’d need permission from the creator of the source material to use their work as a starting point for yours. We’d need that permission directly from them, emailed to us to avoid any appearance of plagiarism. If you’re using the imagery as a jumping off point, simply as inspiration, and nothing will be used from the source material in your story, it’s fine.
  22. Thank you for the report. The tags have been updated to include anything required by content.
  23. Do I get brownie points for not plunging a fountain pen through someone’s carotid artery at a budget committee meeting?

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    2. BronxWench

      BronxWench

      I’m adding that to the wish list! This one man last night… him. Yes. Hard.

    3. Anesor

      Anesor

      Only if you are putting in an IV and they have rolling veins. I think some medical personnel get a kick out of pain inflicted.

      … besides that it would ruin a perfectly good pen you’ll need to autograph your books someday. You need something far more creative, think Edmund Dante!

    4. Desiderius Price

      Desiderius Price

      sure, I think some med personnel do.  I mean, Kinda like my last blood test.  Can’t find a vein?  Well, lets jab you in the back of the hand!  (Never mind, I need to type for my profession).

  24. We really do need you to follow the procedures for this section of the forum. You can find the format here, and you should start a new thread to list the story or stories to be adopted. While we appreciate many of the threads are old, we still need to follow the proper format so all the relevant information is available in one place. Otherwise, it’s just too hard to go back and forth when we need to transfer ownership of a story. Thanks!
  25. If CL isn’t reading or isn’t available, send the scene to me, and I’ll check. But even if the corpse is present, and gets a bit of evidence on it, I don’t think it qualifies as Nec since no one is actually having any sexual contact with the corpse itself deliberately.
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