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After 10 years of writing porn, I have finally learned to spell “ecstasy” without the help of autocorrect.

Damn it, phone, I said "erect nipples," not "wrecked nipples." Do you do this stuff just to mess with me?

I feel like Wet Ass-Pussy is a term that’s appeared in some of the more anatomically improbable yaoi works.

Dear gods, child…

Bruce Springsteen?

I’ve been a moderator here for nearly ten years now, and I honestly think this thread has done more damage to my brain cells than anything I’ve encountered to date in the entire archive. For anyone reading along, we are not paying anything for fiction on this archive, and no one is allowed to solicit payment for anything on this archive. If anyone asks for money, or wants you to contribute to their Patreon, or any other self-funding website, please report it.

I’m so ready for Fall. ...if I break my neck on the stairs tomorrow, that’s NOT what I meant.

Bruce Springsteen He’s called The Boss as a nickname. He has no connection to AFF, so just listen to the awesome music and don’t bother the poor man, okay? (I feel exceedingly old, and that is NOT a good thing… )

Alright. I want you to answer my questions in the correct order. Did you click the “Sign up” button on the top right hand side of the forum? Have you filled in all of the information requested correctly, with a link to your Archive profile? If the answer to both of these questions is Yes, then your profile request has been sent and you will need to wait for our Forum Administrator to verify that all of the information you provided is correct and then approve your forum profile. Only then will the account be visible and accessible. You need to give at least 24 hours for this process to happen.

Things dog people should know about cats: They don’t hate everything – some of them just have resting bitch behavior. They don’t want to kill you in your sleep – they want to cuddle...your face. Some are picky about food. Others? “Feed me right now oR i WiLl ScReAm!!!” The fat ones are the cuddliest. The skinny ones make good parrots. They’re not lazy – they conserve energy for their one-am zoomies. No, they don’t care if that doesn’t work with your schedule. Hairballs...that’s really just a euphamism for “fur-filled barf-cigar.” If you treat them right, and don’t treat them like dogs, chances are they’ll love you for life. If you treat them like dogs, they’ll become assholes. On the other hand, some really are just assholes from the start. It’s a toss-up. Toe-beans. ‘nuff said. Brought to you by my two babies, Heiferlump Chance and Woozle Thomas...one of whom is screaming for food right now. Cats.

I’m actually the Lead Archive Moderator, not quite the site owner, but when it comes to this issue, it’s my wheelhouse.

Bronx is the boss.

It was more than three years ago. It was bad enough that the site owner, the head administrator, and the archive moderation staff collectively agreed that it was possibly The Worst Idea EverTM and would never be repeated at AFF. And just because I am an absolute glutton for punishment, I have to ask. What in the Nine Hells are “Satoshis” and who do you think would actually pay that proposed $0.69? We are a free archive. We don’t make any money running this site, so we’re certainly not going to pay anyone. Seriously, even my publisher doesn’t pay me by the word.

The forum application form is quite simple. Shouldn’t take more than a minute to complete, really. I just checked on it, and it’s really simple.

We’re not planning any updates to the forum in the near future, so you can suggest it, but that’s all we’ll do with that.

Yes, our Forum Administrator isn’t in the States, so we always ask new users to wait at the very least 24 hours for him to approve new forum profiles. This approval of course depends completely on whether you have filled all of the information in correctly.

Hi Story_teller! If you’re interested in joining the discord server, you can find it here: https://discord.gg/p73UUJX

Yes, try using the name TheStoryTeller97 and see if that works. I think that the underscores were eliminated from usernames after the update. Nope, not interested. BronxWench has answered your posts concerning that rewards offer. She said no. That’s it. I’m only the forum moderator, I have NO say over anything concerning the Archives. As for the story contest, if you want to make a post about a story contest and supervise some kind of a contest, then that’s completely your choice. But then it would be completely your thing, and we would not have anything to do with it, other than making sure that the post and the stories follow the rules of the Archives and the Forums.

If the application form keeps telling you that the display name “the_story_teller97” is wrong, then there’s is obviously an element in that username that doesn't work. So, try to enter it in a different format, such as for example “theStoryTeller97” or “TheStoryTeller97” or some combination that does not contain underscores. I think that underscores were not allowed after one of the updates to the forum. And BronxWench has already told you that there will be no adding of any kind of a rewards system, and therefore there is no need for any kind of a poll to see what other users think. And I am not finding anything about “first ever story contest”. If there is such a post, it is not something that any of the staff has posted. We are not having any kind of a story contest, if there is such a post anywhere, it is something that another user has posted.

Then try different variation of the display name. Try it without the underscores for example, or if you have spaces, use underscores instead, or skip spaces and underscores completely. I think that you can’t use spaces in the display name. And we’ve told you repeatedly that you can create a topic with a poll in the forum. You CANNOT post a poll in the Archive. And I don’t know what story contest you are talking about. To the best of my knowledge, we have never had a story contest.

Chapter 7 of “Wishful” is posted! In which we learn many things about Valerius, the Wishful, and Lady Angel’s secret desires.

Made excellent progress on chapter 7 of “Wishful” over the weekend. Am definitely on track to post it in the next few days. Also, I expect to have chapter 2 of “Just One Rule” off to beta by this weekend. Maybe the final chapter of “Keene’s College Weekend,” too. At some point, I’d like to write a Glitch Techs fic, because I love that show. I’m just waiting for the right idea to hit me.

When grodd finds out that catwoman is working as a double agent for batman he uses his mind control powers to turn selina into his little sex kitten.

Thanks! I hope it justifies your love.

Mal, are you gonna have to deal with kids partying and breaching covid containment policies? Should be a ggrrreeaatt time keeping college kids from doing basic socializing!!