JayDee

Sounds like the kinda thing a foul mouthed outlaw might say, so you could even have a gratuitous title drop.

Butt Fuckin' Book Finders.

First review for my Underworld fanfic, Selene's Quaint, Quint's Not, 2500+ hits and five months after posting! Thank you kindly for your review. I am glad you enjoyed this story. This makes you unique!

Compromise: Write in British English, but do it as if you were Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

"take tea at Brown's" is also a euphemism for a somewhat unhygenic act.

It's not perfect. And there may even be a better way to do it with google. But for a half-assed untechnically minded option... eh. Worth a try!

You're validating.

There's an almost way - using google's site command with specific domains, then the quotation marks around the code, eg for a bi search in harry potter: site:hp.adult-fanfiction.org "bi" You'll get some reviews, a few dupe returns etc, and there's probably stuff that doesn't come up, but it can be pretty useful in the meantime.

Yay! an thanks!

... WOW.

Oh, yeah, that's fine. Just offering my support for the idea! No sense giving too little information on a request and getting something different to what ya want!

Taking the Sky from Kaylee It refers to the story! I don't have to delete it as a flame! Phew. Unless a moderator tells me different. Thanks for taking the time to leave your thought. I agree it is not the best thing I ever wrote. Shit's probably pretty fair. You think you're disturbed? I have to live with this mind! Then again, an author like Clive Barker would probably describe it as tame and lacking enough gore so... eh. I kinda get the feeling you'd have been better off not reading it, given the description and codes. If you happen past the forum at any point and see this, I'd recommend you not reading such stories in the future. There's lottsa WAFF out there! Thanks again for your comment!

A tad lengthy? That request is longer than most of my stories! This being the case I'd never manage to write the requested thing as it'd likely take more'n I've ever written. Put together. But I just wanted to say that having read it though there's a lot of real good concepts in there and I hope somebody takes it up. I know some of them maybe don't appeal to a majority of AFF users - necrophilia, tearing holes, heterosexuality etc - but here's hoping there's one out there ready and willing to take on this cool request. It seems to fit in pretty well to the established canon (could use more cake, maybe) with good erotic twists. I like it!

Heh, I didn't even notice. Just saw the thread through the new content tab. Eep.

Not HP, but weird(in a great way!) and cute: http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600102926 And, HP, but only the first chapter so far: http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095762

That does sound pretty awesome. I'd give it a read if someone has the linl Even if the living area mental image I have is of the Minotaur with a cup of coffee, a little light jazz on a record player and working on knitting a scarf for himself. I suspect the writer of the story took a different approach.

The introduction thread is currently 19 pages and 365 replies, mostly from folks who've left. Alla the new guys, with all the will in the world, ain't gonna read it all and that means that folks old introductions will be missed - which we all know is the height of bad form. Hi. I'm JayDee. I sometimes wrote, and may again sometime write. Your turn long standing users!

The tags are added in the Summary box after the summary, so you just edit them in that box (go to member profile, edit button for the subdomain, then select story and 'edit story details#). If you run out of space for tags you can put extra tags at the top of the first chapter.

These days, if a user doesn't delete flames, then the admin team has to do it anyway as part of their clean up - and it takes longer than the one click for a user - so I tend to just delete anything with no mention of the story eg "Die alone you sick cunt", but keep anything with story mentioned, assuming that it's just a negative review rather than a claim I'd leave the author flames up if it wasn't for site policy on flames!

Just a rumor? See that thread they got for stories the members don't like and want them to group flame? May be some substance to that rumor

FF? Enforcing their ToS? THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT! [/how users may react]

Review for Revenge of the Ravenclaw Thank you for your review! Always happy to read feedback on the forgotten old stories on the back pages. One matter of minor confusion I should be able to clear up - There isn't any statement that I would portray rape in true horrid form. Truth be told, I haven't used the word horrid since I was a character in a Roald Dahl book. I suspect you may have misread the note at the start that, This story contains content that should not be read by people underneath the age of 21. It is 100% fiction and has no bearing on reality whatsoever. 100% fiction means real life rape is WRONG. The author does not condone illegal and immoral actions described. If you feel rape in the real world is a good thing, bend over in a prison and whistle dixie. If so, I can assure you that featuring wizards, magic and tentapussies, this story does not take place in the real world. Happy to clear that passage up. Yes, I can also confirm the pregnancy was aimed at a pregnancy fetish audience. Regarding the lack of extermination: The plot was initially guided in the first story of the un-intended series by Prof. Snape, who was somewhat less keen on murdering everybody than the rest of He who must not be nosed's crew. I fear I could never compete with youporn and so do not try. Finally, that sounds like a challenge! If I can make the most racist portrayal you've ever seen without trying to be racist, what can I do if I tried? I could even surpass 1932's The Mask of Fu Manchu for sensitive portrayal of our new Chinese overlords! Thanks again! Me love you long time!

http://hp.adult-fanfiction.org/main.php?list=2010 ?

I am sorry for your loss.

...Wow. Thanks! I never thought that request would get written. I thought it was a joke, and not even a funny joke! But I guess writing something very different is a good way to push the bounds of fanfiction. Thank you again. I will read and review. Obviously. Because there's not a lot worse doing a request for someone who doesn't review. Edit: Done!