quamp

Only one. It broke very easily. I have never... asked an artist to draw something NC-17 rated.

What's this fangirl doing next to my Ed Elric-in-a-box? Yea, but I really don't want one.

Because these days, getting a job in the real world depends solely on who you know and how well you're willing to play ball with the man. why?

^ Can understand ^'s reluctance to meet people... especially ones whose name start with the letter q. <Thinks its better to get patriotism from a beer than from a rectum of the right waving a flag around while running for governor of his state. < Will vote for a guy named "Kinky" due to him being the least of the evils. V Wonders why a guy would call himself "Kinky."

It is your fate to be wrong. Dazzled?

Hmm... maybe you've read one too many incestfics. Either that or you've been on this site too long. Is Orowheat really bread perfected?

... sidewalk as you are thrown out of the club. Of course, to enter, you'll need _________________________.

Say, what's that gathering around Harry Potter's window while Snape's in there? Damnit, I need my Hentai now!!

(%^%*#$ Red beat me.) So why aren't you in a job that earns minimum wage? That's as likely as a threesome between Meldoyfate, Dazzledfirestar and myself.

*peeks* Sorry, wrong equipment here. Nanea?

Guilty, but I have to qualify that by saying it was Yuri, Hentai and ecchi. (Cartoons you shouldn't show children, obviously.) G/NG: Bought a doujinshi.

Try switching cars for an econobox instead of that road hogging SUV. (Red - what's so wrong with TMBG?) Why am I constantly putting my foot into my mouth?

While I don't have any of my own, I can understand this. Part of it has to do with having kids yourself. I think we're genetically programmed to believe that our own children are cute. After all, they have half our genetic material. Of course, if nobody believed children were cute, then there probably wouldn't be a next generation, except for women who get knocked up in a bar one night and forgot to take the pill, rape victims, or something along those lines. Another possible reason has to do with past experiences. It's what I call the dirty window of perception; we all look at things through a window stained with our past experiences, beliefs, attitudes, opinions etc. Thus associating one child with cuteness can lead to associating all children with cuteness. I have never... been so long-winded on an explanation until now.

Screamer

^ The only snakes I can't stand are the poisonous ones (asps, cobras, rattlesnakes, etc.) < Spent the last weekend at a 4-day anime convention and still recovering from it. I saw a couple of good ecchi animes there. < Lost the fanfic contest in it, though. V Will hopefully recommend a cure for me so I'm not like a zombie for the next couple of days.

Define "good buddy." If we're talking about a platonic friend... very guilty. I friend of the same gender... nope. Don't swing that way. G/NG: Went to a convention (sports, anime, comic book, movie, sci-fi, etc.)and spent the next day at work in a zombie-like state.

That's something I'd like to see.... oh, uh, erm... sorry. I have never been in one. I have never... used food to attempt to arouse someone.

They decide how much you're worth tomorrow. Is there a fast way to recover from an anime convention?

- Ten Hands, "I Was Confused (about Television)" Why can't I come up with a good stupid question now?

Is it true that Ghengis Khan died at age 78 while screwing his then-new 13-year-old 10th wife? Answer:

Back in ye ancient times, when I was a wee lad, my family owned a cat. It got run over by a car one Friday evening. Mom had to scoop it up and put it in a paper bag, then take it to animal control on Saturday. Before she went there, she stopped at the post office along the way. I was about 4 at the time, and forgot to lock the car door. When we came back, the bag was gone. Later, mom and I saw an ambulance in front of a restaurant. Being an RN, mom went to see if she could help. We found the bag containing the dead cat and the overweight woman who stole it, only to peer inside and see a dead, bloody cat in a bag. (Why she ignored the blood stains on the bag is beyond me though.) I have never... had another run-in with a dumb criminal.

^ Actually, I do have a preference... Blue Bell ice cream for me. (It's not readily available in most places.) Flavor: cookies and cream. < Not really interested in which ice cream flavor goes with construction workers, though. Now nurses... < Is now picturing Wakko Warner saying "Helllooooo nurse!" while holding a half-gallon of Blue Bell cookies and cream in one hand and a spoon in the other. V Is now curious about the taste of Blue Bell ice cream.

Not guilty. G/NG: Has had his/her head inserted into a toilet because s/he was throwing up?

Nanea?

Jelly what or fluff what? Has anyone actually heard of the fandoms I write in? (Click the profile for a list.)