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So do you have a fixation with Snape here? Nice try, but no.

But red makes me look fat! Besides, I don't have a redsilver mask. Polly?

^ Well... no. It's true, however. < Can remember the "Only you can prevent forest fires" commercial campaign. V Has no earthly idea what that's about.

I'm not really sure, but I am sure that I don't want to go find out. Why don't men ever complain of bad hair days?

I haven't either, but I have sued someone. This drunk woman came and slashed my tires for no reason... I sued her to recover the cost of replacing those tires and won. I have never... been in a boat on an ocean.

... I could make that tuna sandwich to drive those pesky cat girls away. Cat girls can be annoying because...

What do you say to your kids to get them to take their medicine? You make that sound like it's a bad thing.

I can carry a tune, but not in the foreground. Madapple?

Bad movie

I have. My dad collects coins. He's got a gold dollar from 1812. I have never... collected Barbie dolls.

O.k., what. Is there a point to all of this?

Basically the guys would end up fighting anyway. Btw, I've finished the story, and it's up now. It is called The Miyabi Chronicles.

Oh God, I have. I'm allergic to ragweed, and one day there was a LOT of it in the air. Even though I had taken some medication, I still had my nose clogged up so bad that I couldn't breathe and had to be rushed to the hospital. I have never... liked music from Brittany Spears.

... bouncers would have to throw out a lot more guys from clubs. There's always some party pooper around to _____________________.

How do I get out of this dead-end job and into a meaningful career? Help me I'm having a bad 1980's flashback!

Because they're merely amusing us. They're diverting our attention from their plans to enslave humanity. Whatever happened to thoughtful, insightful programs?

I haven't either. Then again, my sister's friends weren't that good looking. I have never... been allergic to a food.

Your fate is to be wrong here. Maybe Meldoy will be next?

The department of Homeland Security stopped it inside there and quarantined it, suspecting explosives.

^ I can't hit the broadside of a barn. <Doesn't own a gun, even though I live in Texas. V Thinks < is lying about not having a gun.

What happened when you met Ann Colter? (sp?) There's nothing redeeming about that kind of a story.

Not guilty. I'm not paranoid. G/NG: "Forgot" to sign a check to pay a bill because you didn't have enough money in your bank account at the time, but sent the check anyway.

Over 18

Would you have sex with me for a cookie? I just want a pretty girl to like me!

Unfortunately, you know what they say about too much of a good thing... So that's why I'm getting all those yaoi subscriptions! Mike?