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Not guilty. When I get angry, I tend to stay put and not walk out. G/NG: Initiated sex to apologize for something s/he did.

^ Would like to see her try that on my 7 inches. < No special tricks here... except maybe the female hum job. V Thinks < is lying about his penis size.

Would you do it with anyone besides Alan Rickman? Under advice from my lawyer, I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me.

Sorry, I'm completely white. Nympho?

Well, I rode the train... Why are news programs often sponsored by drug companies touting anti-depressents or sleep aids?

I'm more of a satyr, actually. Polly?

^ As a Texan, I am required by state law to like pecans. Waffles, however, I can't stand. < The only doubt I can trade for is the doubt that George W. Bush will ever do a good job. V Shares this doubt.

I went back in ye ancient times (the 1980's.) I still have Chuck E. Cheese tokens dated 1981. You really aren't missing anything. I have never... thrown a discus.

Not until you clean it up first, young lady/man! Why can't parents understand?

... have sex whenever I'm in the mood. Getting a woman in the mood....

What did you tell George W. Bush to improve his golf game? Oh God, not him again!

Story here In my academic career, I had numerous female teachers as well as male ones. I learned just as much from both sexes. The bible has been used to justify everything from slavery to mass murder. Just because the bible says something, that does not make it right. Frankly, I think this woman deserves an award for being a teacher for so long. I don't think I could teach for that long.

Not guilty. Oh wait a minute, there's nothing to be guilty or not guilty for. Shame on you, Nympho! G/NG: Bought a present for your S.O. and then ended up using it more than s/he did.

What happened when you tried to get Allan Rickman's autograph? Well, I'll just be dumping my stock in that company now.

... men's sticks, but women's slots. If a fic writer used tee-tee maker in a fic, one would think that __________________.

I'm more of a kiwi fruit, actually. Maybe Melody this time?

^ Only if it's mad enough to spit.... oh wait, that's a Vicuña. < Had definitely watched a bit too much animal planet, and will be sent to detention for it. V Wants Allan Rickman with him/her in detention.

They're really horses that have escaped from prision long ago. Why is it the person who's singing along to a tune on his/her ipod in a crowd is always the worst singer?

... mentally disturbed, which in this world is a good thing. In a world that has elected George W. Bush twice, who's to say __________________.

You really want to see my flabby man-boobs? Why? Just how low is a snake's belly, anyway?

I haven't either. Then again, a lot of what I like isn't available on karaoke. I have never... DDR naked.

Uh... hmm... which one of these is the Nanaea jacket? Madapple?

Not guilty. I don't really have weird cravings for anything... except maybe sex, but I've never gone out for that. G/NG: Posted a fic without spell/grammar checking it.

^ Not really. Carlin's in the same league with Seinfeld. < Recently came up with an invention to put in an upcoming fan MiSTing. It's called "Heckle Me Elmo" and when you squeeze its tummy it says things like "You're not funny!," "You stink!" and "Get off the stage!" V Has no idea how funny a fan MiSTing can be.

Do you think I can take over the world by installing Republicans in every government and let them run every government into the ground? Not really, but I'll bet that Melody Fate would be interested, though.