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... call in the AFF police. The AFF police have a serious fixation with...

Coriolis Force

Not guilty. I give constructive criticism. G/NG: Urinated in public.

So those people who don't have a life can find out what it's like to have one. Whatever happened to that woman that saing "I Will Survive?"

^ Who? I don't have cable. < I've always wondered why the news was sponsored by sleep aid medicines and anti-depressant drugs. < Searched the news before coming here and found a story about a guy who won a medal for throwing a cell phone. V Wonders why some people are so desperate to gain noteriety.

Have you read that new vermo fic yet? I'm afraid you've missed the boat on that one.

Well, I'm not Dazzled, so I guess that means you don't love me. Polly?

Uh, nanea... aren't you forgetting something here? I have never... forgotten to post something for the next game player in a forum game.

Not guilty. You mean people actually get aroused by certain songs? G/NG: tried to initiate the wave at a major event (concert, sporting event, etc.)

In a strange land

Guilty. I intentionally threw the parallel parking part of my driving test. :\ G/NG: lost track of time online and missed or was late to a class.

So do you enjoy BDSM fics too? I liked it until the trolls came along and mercilessly stomped on it.

I won't doodle all day. Mike! Mike! You've got to come quick!

Either way, the phaser was set to miss. Hey, hey Donald J., how many kids did he kill today?

^ Wouldn't mind seeing ^ in leather, but < has no real fetish for it. < Turned off from leather fetish by seeing pictures of so-cute-it-makes-you-want-to-puke fairies in BDSM action. (It was from the anime A Little Snow Fairy Sugar too!) V Wants to know where these pics are.

I did once. I had just been fired by my boss' boss because he hadn't approved of hiring me. He fired my boss at the same time too, and then told me this would be on my work record even though I hadn't done any actual work for the company and had been employed a sum total of five minutes. I had been out of work for an entire year (this was back in 2002, when jobs were very scarce) and I thought I wouldn't have to spend 24-7-365 looking for work. I cursed him out quite a bit, and then told everyone on the call center floor what had happened and that they were next. Ironically, they outsourced everything to Belize six weeks later. I have never... spent any time with my coworkers off the clock.

... find another song just as annoying and listen to it. However, this doesn't work with the one song so annoying that it trumps them all, _________________________.

Well, the thing about it is that online, it's not enforcable. The internet is international, and as such, it cannot be subjected to specific US laws except in cases of intranation commerce. A few years ago, South Carolina passed a law which severely regulated what was put on the internet. The law was struck down in part for "exceeding the authority of the state" and being to vague.

Well, I've never actually hit someone, but I've been in numerous shouting matches with someone over their political beliefs. I have never... gotten into an argument with a rectum of the right over porn.

Not guilty, but there have been times when I could have been. G/NG: Had to wait more than 6 hours in an emergency room to see a doctor.

Saddle shoes.

Unfortunately, Chibisilva is elsewhere. Maybe Chibisilva will be next?

^ Regretfully informs ^ that the "or else" involves a hatchet, a gun, and a very psychotic maniac. < Thinks that the prank played in that theater was just stupid and not funny. V Has no idea that Pluto is no longer a planet.

No, it's not surprising at all. You seen them weirdoes around here before?

.. air fresheners. I rolled a natural 20, so _____________________.