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I can't either. I've been to many a con. They can be fun or terrifying, depending on your point of view. I have never.... been on a game show.

Guilty, although at time time I had a job babysitting and was playing with the children. G/NG: Can tell me what my 1977 original Chewbacca action figure is worth of the top of his/her head.

We make up for it by having to beg you for sex and not getting it. Also, there are a lot more sex toys for women than men. Why is it when a man has a lot of girlfriends, he's a stud. However, when a woman has a lot of boyfriends, she's a slut?

^ I figured out of Richard Harris in a box thing, although I don't understand why... < Would rather see Playboy playmates in a box. V There's a 50/50 chance of this poster agreeing with me.

Water

What would you say if I told you that you had to spend detention with Alan Rickman? Someone here has a very unhealthy fixation.

Sorry, I never made it past third chair in the band. Mike?

^ Well, I think that would make money in the short run, but over time... <If I opened a person-in-a-box store, it would have to have several people in it. V Wants to make a lot of suggestions as to who these other people should be.

^ O.k., I'm a bit on the crazy side, but I'm not that crazy. < Would never use fury death eaters in a fic. V Wonders how this topic went from a star in the constellation Libra to something so sick so quickly.

Not guilty. However, I have stayed up late for one... back in ye olden days before VCRs. G/NG: Saw a cute guy/girl and started to go talk to him/her, only to have his/her S.O. get there first.

I'm hit! I'm going down! I can't pull up! Madapple?

It's a fancy medical term for airsickness. You get it by having to wait in long lines at airports. What can we do to brighten the picture around here?

Only if it stops them from going "What the fuck!?" Should author's notes be longer than the story itself?

^ - TMBG. <My favorite star is Zubeneschamali. V Has no idea where Zubeneschamali is, and can't be bothered to go find out.

Ranch

I'm really more in tune playing harmony, actually. Sweetmisery?

What's a good way to torture yourself and a friend? There's something very disturbing in the way politicians speak.

*sings out of tune* la-la-la-la Red?

... stuff it into your bulky overcoat. Mooching freebies is a sure-fire way to ________________________________.

Oh, come on, just because it has a few vermo references in it... Now have I ever led you astray?

^ I've never really dated someone that long enough. Then again, had my last girlfriend not died on me, I probably would have. < To me, it's not the lingerie, it's the what goes inside the lingerie I want. V Wants the same thing (or what's inside men's underwear.)

What would happen if a blizzard hit your place and froze your pipes, then you had to use your car? Oh, come on now. Have I ever lead you astray?

No fix needed here. Sweetmisery?

Not guilty. You're new here, so I'll cut you some slack on this. I don't drink (I'm sure everyone else here has heard that ad nauseum.) G/NG: Going over your monthly minutes on your cell phone.

I have... I'm probably rare in that I prefer the older, bilinear skates because they're more stable (and hard to find these days.) I have never... given someone a wet willie.