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  1. Not guilty. I'd kind of worry about those who have, though. Has had a score under 40 on the 500 question Purity test (google it.)
  2. Hmm... about as real as "reality" television, more or less. In a world where George W. Bush was elected president twice, who's to say what's sane anymore?
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    Name a species that is going extinct due to the greenhouse effect. George W. Bush's enviormentally wasteful policies.
  4. Neverland You know, some of these word associations make me go "What the fuck?"
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    I Have Never....

    Well, since someone can't read the rules, we'll just skip over him/her. I have. The nearest Chinese restaurant to my college dorm was 9 blocks away. I have never... watched an episode of Friends.
  6. Have you tried changing detergents? Why is everyone so blase about the crimes against decency our leaders make?
  7. Not guilty, unless you count the several times I was cutting food and accidentally cut myself... G/NG: didn't pull over or slow down when an emergency vehicle was coming up to them.
  8. ^ Well, I think I get it... shame you don't. < Has no robosexual fantasies... gotta be a real woman with me! V Prefers real people in bed to virtual ones.
  9. - The Dead Milkmen.Soulsearcher?
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    How would you like your rice? Fried octopus balls.
  11. Story here Apparently, he thought the no smoking signs didn't apply to him. Strong body, weak brain. A pretty good candidate for a Darwin award, wouldn't you say?
  12. I recommend killing a small rodent like a rat and leave it on her front door with a note saying that she'd end up as dead as that rat if it didn't stop. Why is it so hot in the USA now?
  13. Your crystal ball is on the blink, mate. Let's try... storyjunkie.
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    What's the number to 411? An Adam Sandler festival.
  15. Not guilty... although I've done something stupid in hopes that it would get the attention of a woman. ' G/NG: has neglected a family pet.
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    I Have Never....

    Hmm... I'll get back to you on this tomorrow.... I have never... attended my high school reunion.
  17. ^ I'm not Jeffrey Dahmler (sp?) < Just a normal, sane pervert here. V Thinks < is a contradiciton in terms.
  18. Well, I have a Bomber Girl story posted here. Bomber Girl came out in 1996 and was very short-lived. I recommend explaining the characters first, that way people won't go "Who the hell are these people?"
  19. Because you'd have to shoot yourself first. Why can't we just get everyone together and try to talk things out?
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    I Have Never....

    It's really not that exciting. I have never... given someone else a wedgie.
  21. Not guilty. The only time I've seen infants was when I was one in the hospital. Has bought a "help with the writing process" book only to discover everything in it s/he already knew.
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    What has the average glam-wannabe from the 1980's turned into? We just work our way around them.
  23. ... well, nobody knows, because they keep falling into the black hole nearby. A good example of a black hole of intelligence is ______________.
  24. Man, we've hit a run of bad luck, haven't we? Maybe it will change with.... Soulsearcher?
  25. we can throw George W. Bush in jail where he belongs. We don't solve your problems here, we just ____________________.
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