Hmm... about as real as "reality" television, more or less.
In a world where George W. Bush was elected president twice, who's to say what's sane anymore?
Well, since someone can't read the rules, we'll just skip over him/her.
I have. The nearest Chinese restaurant to my college dorm was 9 blocks away.
I have never... watched an episode of Friends.
Not guilty, unless you count the several times I was cutting food and accidentally cut myself...
G/NG: didn't pull over or slow down when an emergency vehicle was coming up to them.
^ Well, I think I get it... shame you don't.
< Has no robosexual fantasies... gotta be a real woman with me!
V Prefers real people in bed to virtual ones.
Story here
Apparently, he thought the no smoking signs didn't apply to him.
Strong body, weak brain. A pretty good candidate for a Darwin award, wouldn't you say?
I recommend killing a small rodent like a rat and leave it on her front door with a note saying that she'd end up as dead as that rat if it didn't stop.
Why is it so hot in the USA now?
Well, I have a Bomber Girl story posted here. Bomber Girl came out in 1996 and was very short-lived.
I recommend explaining the characters first, that way people won't go "Who the hell are these people?"
Not guilty. The only time I've seen infants was when I was one in the hospital.
Has bought a "help with the writing process" book only to discover everything in it s/he already knew.