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^ Doesn't know what it's like to be addicted to food (admittedly, I do.) < Once weighed 250 lbs, now down to 190. V Might want my diet secrets.

Sour note. Dazzled?

House MD

I'm hoping for Spain myself. Why isn't American Samoa playing the Turks and Caicos Islands for the title of worst soccer team in the world?

Not guilty. In the theaters I've been in, that would have put a person in a very awkward position. Has snuck food and/or drinks into a theater.

^ FedEx, UPS... it doesn't matter to me. < Bummed out that Dallas' Arcadia theater burned to the ground. < Has tons of wonderful memories of concerts at that venue. V Hasn't even heard of the Arcadia before.

I haven't either. Drugs kill. Just ask Sid Vicous. Oh wait, you can't... (Wow! I thought I was the only one around here who never got stinking drunk.) I have never... raced a car.

Because every fashion comes back into style sometime. The next big trends will be Nehru jackets and acid-washed jeans. Why are predictions only 20% accurate?

Dim times here. Melody?

^ Firewomen, maybe. Firemen... homey don't swing that way. < Has a bunch of ideas but can't organize them properly. V Will think some of these ideas are just idiotic.

I've never lost a shoe... I've been to a bunch of concerts though. (I posted and then found out Melody fate was ahead of me! Argh!!) Probably the weirdest one had the following on the bill: - Mojo Nixon - Elvis Herselvis (a lesbian female Elvis impersonator) - the Red Elvis (Russian Elvis Impersonator. He did Elvis songs in Russian.) I have never... stage dove.

You might distract those guys who drive the electric powered cars and they'd hurt someone. (Of course, if you're female and cute, you're more than welcome to run naked through my home any time.) Is there anywhere else we can run naked?

Not guilty. I need the money too much to leave work early. Has gone to work sick.

The beat has been lost. Poly?

Well, as a long-time fanfic writer (I've been doing it online since 1997) I can say that it's pretty much the same for me. I write, I score a few hits, and rarely get reviewed. I haven't seen much of those "You suck" reviews. Trolls come and go. Fanfic writers come and go. You just got to keep going at it. I don't see a problem.

Not guilty. I haven't even tried it and failed. Voted Republican.

I haven't either. Maybe he is alive as the conspiracy theorists say. Then again... I have never been to Graceland.

Holliday? Kiss mah grits! Dazzled?

It tastes the same to me. Are you sure you're not coming down with something? Can I nominate the attire of Officer Rio Kinezono for the female police officer's uniforms?

Your ESP is on the blink. Better send it to a repair shop. Melodyfate?

It's smaller than the ego of some people, but large enough to fit most of us in. Are we as a society becoming to fragmented?

Not guilty, but I've been the victim of a troll several times. Has written a fic with a pairing that wouldn't normally occur.

What do you mean "Until that day?" At A-Kon, the police were all over the place. The feds are already cracking down on us. Admittedly I discovered porn at age 11. I think it messed me up a bit (o.k., a LOT.) However, as noted, I am afraid that a few bad apples will cause the feds to remove the cart.

... tell the people at work that I regularly post at AFF.net. (Conservative #&$&@.)

Marty Stu (Most M/M flashfics I've read have some obvious Marty Stu in them.)