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To remind you that it's the most important meal of the day. Can you taste the fame?

Guilty, but only because I wanted to do a fan MiSTing on it (the author denied me permission. S/he then flamed me royally for "daring to even think that his/her work wasn't the best ever.") [Redsilver, Here's what vore means warning: Don't click on that if you've just eaten.] Read a fic with an obvious Mary Sue/Marty Stu and liked it.

Shitsurei shimasu. Fuka ninoku desu. Chibi?

Story here <snip> Pretty soon, they'll be as big as American women.

No grasshoppers sitting on the railroad track. Sing Redsilver?

^ Sorry, but I have one. < Just heard the song "Kinky is Everywhere." V Doesn't know who Kinky Friedman nor Mojo Nixon are.

It may have something to do with your lack of studying the subject sufficently. What's the best way to get rich without doing anything illegal?

Well, the sure-fire way for a woman to lose her virginity is to go into a frat house and say "I am soooo drunk." For a guy, it's simple: Pay for it. Today's Doonsberry cartoon states that conservatives are more likely to have more kids than liberals. Probably because they're more adverse to using contraception. I happen to work in the birth records department of a major city (Dallas, Texas.) One of the things that makes me worried for our future generations is the quality of parents that come in. We have signs posted (in English and Spanish) as well as announce in English and Spanish every hour about how to get a birth certificate. Despite all this, even afer JUST ANNOUNCING THIS, we still have people who come up to us and ask "What do I need for a birth certificate?" We also have people call up and ask the same question. It's only three things one needs: a valid photo ID, $23 cash (most states are cheaper than Texas) and fill out the form. We still have people who SCREW THIS UP. In fact, about every 10 customers or so we get one idiot that's so dumb we have to fill out the form for him/her (even though s/he can read.) The form merely asks for the person's name, date of birth, parents names, and why they need the birth certificate. It's pretty evenly distributed as to what they screw up.

^ I'm male, actually, and no, I've never done that. < Thinks ^ shouldn't judge a genre by one character V Agrees with this.

Guilty, although I have to qualify that by saying it was a parody. Write a vore story.

Red Green

Well, it wouldn't be any fun if they weren't, would they? (I'm not quite sure which AP you meant.) Why do people write stories with obvious Mary Sues/Marty Stus in them?

Blinded by the wrong light! Melodyfate?

Guilty, but I have to qualify that by saying they were adults at the time. An man and his 21 year old son had pissed me off because I had shown them my ID and they still wouldn't let me buy beer (I was 24 at the time.) Wrote a femdom story.

The company loves misery, but I don't. C.H.F.?

"Aw man, I just stepped in a George W. Bush!" How do I make this headache go away?

Who do you think are the angriest girls in anime today? Someone who just goes ballistic at the drop of a hat, either using her razor-sharp tongue to give everyone around her what for or beating on them when things don't go her way. Among my choices are: 1. Kirie and Tomoka (Girls Bravo) 2. Dejiko, Pikoyo, and Rabi-en-Rose (Di Gi Charat) 3. Asuna and Evangeline (Negima! Magister Negi Magi) 4. Forte and Ranpha (Galaxy Angel) 5. Sakura (Hyper Police) 6. Emi (Bomber Girl) 7. Ichi-Kun (Ninja High School) 8. Komugi (Nurse Witch Komugi) What are your picks?

No crackers wanted here. Redsilver?

I do mostly hetero stories, mainly because I'm not gay. I've tried writing Yuri and Yaoi. The Yuri was not great but not bad, and the Yaoi sucked big time. Being from a conservative area, I think I might have been indoctrinated too much about being straight.

Yes, but only if you donate ungodly sums of money to it and me. What would happen if someone took and uppper and a downer at the same time?

Missed it by one letter! SM1?

Well, I like to think I'm sweet, I'm not really that miserable... sorry. Redsilver?

The sound of one hand clapping. (I didn't want to go for the obvious answer.) Why does car exhaust smell bad?

^ I know... and I really don't care for the topic. < Wants to change the topic. V Will change the topic.

I have. It was very bland and gave me gas. I have never been in a three-way.