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I have. Here's what happened: I went to the place on my first day. After filling out the I-9 and W-2 forms, my boss' boss comes in. He asks who I am. When he was told who I was, he said this: "Woah. I never authorized any hiring. Both of you are fired." They reported me to the state board of employment as having been fired, even though my time there was 5 minutes at most. It took me a whole year to find another job (This was in 2002.) I have never... seen a movie on its first day of release.

Story here [sarcasm]Gee, you'd think that they'd welcome drug dealers into the 21st century [/sarcasm] Well, at least he was nice to the people he bought from.... This one's for America's Dumbest Criminals, if they were still around...

Sweet? Debatable. misery? Well, only to those who have dated me... Ninjagaijin?

I went to Mexico for a day back in the 1980's. I only remember it was very hot (since it was in the summer) and there was a bad smell everywhere. I have never... raced my car at midnight on the streets.

Yea, but I liked Einstein more. What's the most esoteric reference you've ever gotten?

^ I can't stand coffee. I drink soft drinks instead. < Really needs to lead a healthier lifestyle. V Leads a somewhat healthy lifestyle.

Well, there's not a choice for mixing the bunch up, which is what I do. It depends on what kind of fic I'm writing.

Well, I've had a few of my stories published. Basically it was writing for a comic book anthology (someone else did the artwork; I can't draw worth a flip.) I have had a publisher show interest in publishing a limited series that I've created. We'll see how it goes...

I'm allergic to penecillin. The one time they gave it to me, I broke out in hives and spent the next three days crying (I was a baby at the time.) I have never... cosplayed.

^ Well, my muse isn't on vacation, but I don't have a lot of new smut... < Has only one smut story in the works... a Cosplay Complex story. V Has no idea what Cosplay Complex is.

Because of something called a $9,000,000,000,000+ deficit. If the government is that deep in the hole, where is all the money going?

Kirstie Alley

Hmm... well, I've made gaffs in a public place, but never wished the ground swallowed me up... so is this a nolo contendre? Walked in on people having sex.

O.k.! O.k.! I'm here already! Are you happy now? Dazzled?

O.k., if you don't like talking about either religion or politics, do NOT read any further. This is something I saw and I felt I needed to spread the word around. Story here More links to this here "Keep politics out of religion, but if you do the reverse, I'll fight you tooth aind nail!" What made me even angrier is the stuff that was covered in the show but not the article. They talked about one priest who had the nerve to say that our founding fathers wanted the USA to be a "completely Christian state." Sorry, but historical evidence suggests otherwise. Even worse, this is going on NATIONWIDE. This group has branches in every state. I'll bet those of you living outside the USA are glad that you aren't in the USA right now, right?

I have to wonder why you want one. Your answer is Tammy Faye Messner, and it's sleazy because she uses more makeup in a day than a Mary Kay saleswoman sells in a week. How can I get rid of this nagging cough?

Don't eat so many beans next time. Do bisexuals really have a better chance at getting a date on Saturday night?

Oh, sorry. Chibi?

Guilty several times over. - Gordon LightfootHas returned rented materials late.

Well... only once. I wanted to see this one R-rated movie with my friends but I was only 16 at the time. I liked the film, BTW. I have never... maxed out a credit card.

^ Whine and cheese? Is this like those French protests? < Doesn't drink. V Thinks I misread the last post.

Guilty. I'd rather see aborted babies now than have killers on death row 20 years later. Anti-Republican party.

Unfortunately, being cook does not necessarily mean being correct. Sing Redsilver?

That depends on where it's from. Why is there no water in my tap water?

^ Nice to have you back. < Remembers the name, but not the style. V Will start a new subject now.