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Neither have I. I've played plane sims, though. I have never... passed out at a party.

Ach, no. Agaib?

Why did you write the "Killing Every Mary Sue Ever Made" series? I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Ooh, hit the ball into the sandtrap! Soulsercher?

^ I'm as graceful as a drunken walrus. < Has three left feet. V Can dance a whole lot better than I can.

Well, as Red Green notes, it's the handyman's secret weapon. I have never... gone to work with a hangover.

Not guilty. I can't get away with anything around here. Is a coupon-aholic.

Well, I saw the thing in the grocery store today, and I flipped through it. The twinkie burritos weren't as bad as the pigs in a twinkie and the twinkie salad with a vinegarette dressing.

Title: The Kingdom Rises Author: quamp Rating: Adult++ Summary: Goei has a plan to unite rival factions - through love. Can it work? Feedback: desired Fandom: Ikki Tosen (Anime/Misc) URL: URL=http://anime.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600010505 this is an Ikkitosen fic.

To keep it warm for when you need it. What can we do to fix the government?

Well, I've had reason to, but I've never had the money to file charges against them. I have never... touched someone inappropriately.

I say thee nay! We haveth quamp. I search for soul.

Not guilty. I'm not into bars at all. I don't drink. Has used a fake ID.

^ I've never really forgotten to eat... although I've had to skip meals not by choice. < Knows motivation can only come from within V Was motivated enough to respond to this.

^ Well... the best name I can come up with is "heartattack in a wrapper." < Having a bad creative spell. V Will most assuredly have a better name.

Reservations. Would you like a twinkie burrito?

Story here O.k.... why would anyone want to eat these? I'm afraid to ask what kind of recipies they rejected.

Well, I'd tell you, but then the place would be crawling with pedophilles. When did childhood become such an adult thing?

Milk

Not guilty (Did someone forget which thread they were on?) Has done their own car maintenence.

I haven't either. I read an article once about the women on the other end of the line being in their 70's or so... and some of them were guys. I have never... used a sex toy.

^Never fainted or been unconscious. < Doesn't understand the fixation with fainting. V Hopefully, will changed the subject.

Erm... I usually have something cute to say no, but I can't really think of anything here... Sweetmisery?

You're not missing anything... believe me. Tap water is a little better, but not by much. I have never... ate sea urchins.

Not guilty. Then again, I never met any of the relatives of my only S.O. Has fantasized about a roommate's S.O.