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Another one that's one post too late! Polly?

^ how many times do I have to tell you people, I DON'T FUCKING DRINK!!!! < Doesn't know or care how to store alcoholic beverages. V Thinks < is a blasphemer for saying <.

Can you name a good Republican? I don't know, but I wouldn't want to meet it in a dark alley.

Not guilty. Back in ye ancient times when I went to college, the Internet was confined to a single room where only the computer progamming majors could intereact with each other (in ancient 1990.) G/NG: Used someone else's internet connection to surf for porn.

Smithery.

Well, two reasons: for men, it's because they are genetically programmed to think of the word "panty" before it; women see it as a phallic symbol. Are women really from Venus and men really from Mars?

I haven't either. My instrument of choice was the tuba. I have never... tried to get the vehicle I was driving at its top speed.

It's not as scary as Sherry Phelps-Roper. I happened to have taken some psychology courses in my studies... one of them centered on non-verbal communication. Having the eyes wide open all the time like she does is a clear indication of acute psychosis. (If you remember this, the Heaven's gate cult leader was like that too.)

So who? Mike?

Only those that bathe daily. What do you do with someone that won't bathe?

^ I fear the ones that can harm me. < Once had food poisoning. It was not fun. V Will cook things more thuroughly now.

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

^ Who doesn't? This is probably the first (and maybe only) accurate thing ever said about me. Then again, I'd say that maybe less than .0000002% of the population would fall into this category. < In for a penny, in for a pound, now how much is is going to take to get you to show it all? V Knows the answer to that question.

I tend to work better as a harmony. Mike?

Guilty, but I have to qualify that by saying that I had to go and this bully wouldn't let me out of the pool. He repeatedly punched me in the stomach while two of his friends held me down. They let me go after the accident, though... G/NG: Forgot your S.O.'s birthday.

I heard George W. Bush is going to rig the midterm elections to remove all democrats from congress. What do you think? I said maybe and that's final!

I have. I bought the song because I heard samples of the rest of the CD and thought it was crap. I have never... e-mailed an MP3 to someone.

^ Actually, I like glories more than rainbows. < Saw a glory once on a cloud that looked like a large bird. I wish I could have snapped a picture of it. V Has no earthly idea of what I'm talking about. (What a glory is, of course.)

Where's that weird corn scent coming from? NO! NOT MORE OF THAT!!!

Are we talking cry as in "Boo-hoo" cry or cry as in "YOU GODDDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BITCH WHY I OUGHTTA -" cry? Are we becoming too angry as a nation?

Mills? Sorry, I don't play the base for R.E.M. Red?

Not guilty. The neighbors around these parts pack shootin' irons. G/NG: Had an awkward moment by meeting someone you once had a one-night stand with.

^ Wellp, Ah got me a soft Texas drawl, so how about it? < Oy can talk in at least 10 different accents 'ere. V Wonders why I would talk in an accent other than my own.

Sorry, he's out at the moment. Polly?

I did once. I sucked big time at it. I have never... played a clarinet.