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So what if s/he doesn't? You can't go back and change it, you know. Soulsearcher?

I have, but I have to qualify that in saying it was a parody. (See my story The Bad Adult Anime Fanfic.) I have never.... driven an SUV.

High society

Not guilty. I'm probably only one of about 4 people here who can say that, though. I don't drink, and never have. Blew rent money on something frivolous.

Have you checked your breath of late? Is it o.k. to answer a question with a question?

Ocean

Why do I have to refer to you as Ms. Bitch instead of Miss Bitch? This is getting completely out of hand now.

Not guilty. However, I've ordered something in a restaurant numerous times and been given the wrong thing. It's always the restaurant's fault . Has blamed his/her S.O. for something bad s/he did.

^ I only laughed once at someone named Dick. His last name was "Chasen." (For all you MiSTies out there.) < Owns an entire set of MST3K episodes. V has no clue who Detective Dick Chasen is.

Well, wherever we go, just don't be a backseat driver. Who can navagate their way around here?

Oh, I played tuba in the marching band. It was very tiring but fun. I have never... been in a rock band.

^ not as weirded out as seeing that picture of piglet from Winnie the Pooh getting raped by Papa Smurf. < Has seen a lot of weird fanart images. V Can top the piglet rapepic with ease.

Well, wanna help me free mine? I have never... pretended to be a gender other than my own online.

Not guilty. Maybe that's why I don't have a S.O. *thinks* Has taken an herbal medication.

Men are intelligent. It's just that you women don't want to admit you're wrong sometimes. Why can't a woman admit she's wrong sometimes?

Oh, fashionably late again. Soulsearcher?

Well, I shave my face... Oh, down there. Sorry, I can't. I get those little red bumps if I do. Do I mind it if my S.O. shaves? Not really. It's more of what's inside a woman that's important to me.

^ Has the key, but really doesn't want to use it. < Some secrets are never meant to be shared. V Wants the key anyway.

Name one thing in Agaib's fridge right now. You people make me question your sanity.

I have... I went on a diet for my girlfriend (she did as well.) We ended up losing about 20 lbs. each. I have never... cancelled plans at the last minute with my S.O.

I'd worry about people who would answer not guilty to that one. Has had to cancel a reservation at the last minute.

Just put it in a room where nothing moves. Of course, that means the temperature of the room would have to be 0 degrees kelvin, and the kitty would probably die from the cold. Why be pedantic?

I tend to prefer greens and blues myself. Soulsearcher?

I happened to have studied dream interpretation in a few psychology classes. Here's some analysis. Several of you have mentioned dreams of sex. Well, generally speaking, dreams of sex mean that you feel your life is going the way you want it to. The exception to this is a case of rape; you feel that you're forcing life too much to make it right. Others have mentioned gender-bending stories. The male side is the constructive, rational, agressive aspects of one's personality. The female is the intuitive, creative, nuturing, emotional aspects of one's personality. Being either one says that you are getting in touch with these aspects of your personality. Storyjunkie: "Office Mess" is basically telling you that you think things are absolutely horrible now, but they're not. They could be worse. "OH, Brother" - Mert is basically telling you that you're not paying attention to the lessons life is giving you. Things are going the way they're supposed to be going. Chibisilva: This one required me to research through some books. The first part is telling you to look within and discard some thoughts and ideas which are hindering your growth. The second part is the actual eradication of these thoughts and ideas. Meldoy Fate: Dreams of driving are about how much control you feel you have in life. Since it is a schoolbus, it says you are focusing a lot of energy in this matter. However, I would need to know much more, such as the direction you were going, the speed, were there any accidents, etc. Lightgoddess: Snakes are creative energy and life forces. Here your masculine aspects are trying to get you in touch with your creativity. The Native American is a deep subconscious symbol. Drumming is the pulse of life, and fire burns away the illusions. DarkVampWriter: Winning something isn't necessarily an omen of things to come. This dream basically means that you feel there are big changes occuring in your life (the more money, the bigger the change.) Voorheesfan07: Alcohol means that you are blinding yourself to the truth. The truth is your life is going the way it's supposed to, but you don't seem to realize that. Of course, as Freud noted, "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." So take everything with a grain of salt if it doesn't feel right. As for dreaming itself, I've had practically every kind of dream under the sun. Example: in the mid 1970's, I had a dream of walking up a flight of stairs next to an indoor courtyard where there was a small stream flowing over a bunch of bricks. In 1986, I saw this place for real, as it was the U.N.T. union courtyard. Even weirder: The place was built in the mid 1970's, finishing in 1975. I've also had times where I remember 3 dreams in a row (since the average person has 8 or so dreams a night.) So far, only my father seems to have this occur to him as well. Everyone else thinks I'm lying when I say this. Here's a recent example of this: In part I I was in a nightclub where the band The Old 97's were playing their song "Big Brown Eyes." The concert was being filmed and I was walking around the place. The crowd was very small (only about 10 or so people) and onstage, I noticed that Rhett Miller had shaved his head. In part II I'm suddenly in a theater where the movie showing the opening credits. This had kids stealing bicycles. The song "Koi no Mahou" was playing, but it was being done by the B-52's. The movie's opening credits said it had two different opening themes done by three different artists. Now to be fair, here's the analysis: The concert is the music of life and the song being played bemoans my lack of a girlfriend (which I don't have, btw.) Rhett having shaved his head is me being honest with myself; I really should get a girlfriend. The kids stealing bicycles means that time has stolen my youth away from me; I'd better get a move on in finding someone else if I'm ever going to do so. (Then again, it's very hard to find someone around here who's not a gold digger.)

If you have to review yourself to get reviews, then there's definitely somethintg wrong with you and your writing. Fanfiction isn't supposed to be about writing and review whoring. It's supposed to be about artistic fulfillment. You as the writer are creating a work of art with words and a storyline. You are not supposed to do so just to get reviews. I, for example, have several stories with very few reviews. The most I've ever gotten is 3. Although extremely improbable, this could be a possibility: the writer in question signed up with his/her friends to the fanfic site at the same time. They go to a multi-terminal site (library, school, etc.) and log on and off at the same time all the time. The writer announces that s/he has just posted a story, and the others go and review it immediately.