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Ah no. Sing redsilver?

Danger has money?? I have never... dated someone solely because they were good looking.

Not guilty. I'm not a chocololic. Has used a barbeque made from an old metal barrel.

Only when it's They Might Be Giants. Are there any good politicians left in the world?

^ I know better than to poke ^^. < Not fixated with poking. VFixated with something else.

^ Not jealous about that. Now, if it had been a hot babe... < Everyone seems to get every prediction about me wrong. V Won't make a correct prediction about me.

Not guilty. I'm the opposite; nobody really wants to look at my ugly mug. Filed a lawsuit.

No meow. Soulsearcher?

A guy came up to me and said that he hadn't had a roll in a week. What did I do? Gambling is but another way to part a fool from his/her money.

They're right where you lefdt them. Is Kim Jong-il crazy?

Sorry I'm late. Then again, it's fashionable to be late these days... Reports of my being eaten were greatly exaggerated. Soulsearcher?

Guilty, but I have to qualify that by saying it was a defective product. I had no idea it was defective. Has gotten hurt by doing his/her own car maintenance.

Rein Old 97's -> clueless?

Waffle dust, the principal export of the country of Djibouti. Where is Djibouti?

Why do Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh keep talking? Fried octopus balls.

You mean people pay to have you drink? How can I get in on this!? Seriously, I don't drink. I have never... been able to speak German.

^ Not a junk food junkie... anymore, at least. Never been lured by promises of candy. <Knows where the quote "Hey little girl, want a piece of candy?" Came from. V Probably doesn't want to know where it came from.

Not guilty... I don't have any pyromaniac tendencies. Intentionally set fireworks off beind someone to scare them.

"ThE mAsTeR wIlL nOt Be PlEaSeD." - Torgo, "Manos, the Hands of Fate" Speaking of fate...

Title: What Could Have Been Author: quamp Rating: Adult++ Summary: I had some time off from work today, and wrote all this in one day. Finally, Desert Punk is on AFF! What Could Have Been is a variation on one of the episodes. It takes place after Desert Punk has captured Junko, and locked her away. Things go more Desert Punk's way... for a while, at least. Feedback: desired Fandom: Desert Punk URL: http://anime.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600010522

What would give the Bush administration a happy ending? Because I said so!

They do see what's going on around them; they just don't care about it. (Actually, root beer was named that way so that it could be offered as an alternative to beer by temperance people.) Why isn't George W. dealing with the true cause of illegal immigration - the corrupt governments we prop up?

^ If it involves bailing wire and duct tape, I can do it. < Wonders if it's really worth it to see Meldoy cage dance. V Will probably say it is.

Old 97's

Not guilty. The family would have been very harsh to me. (In honor of tomorrow...) Has shot off fireworks.