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^ If you really want to talk revenge, get the book Get Even! and its series from Paladin Press. < Once contributed to the Get Even! series. V has never heard of this, but will frantically google it.

Has any guy in the orgy done it long enough to satisfy you yet? I feel like I'm just spinning my wheels here.

Well, if we're talking the tightness of a vagina in terms of girth, I say it should feel one size too small for my penis. How badly did I miss the point on that?

Tres qui? Nanaea?

O.k. Dazzled, repeat after me... "I do not necessasarily need to post just because someone else posted." Repeat ad nauseum.

Yes, finally, the last person who joined these boards in its early days has reached the 1000 post mark. I prefer quality over quantity. Big deal.

Just click on the person's name and then copy & paste the URL. Going back to the topic here... When I saw that, usually I would think: "Oh, well, if I read that, I'd better open up another window and try to get into the GAFF's clogged message boards. We're going to have another one to report." However, since GAFF is down right now, I'd just copy the URL and save it in a document for when the boards come back up. BTW, where is this fic anyway?

^ Try not drinking like I do... or at least limit the amount you drink at one time. < Irate about George W. Bush's health plan: Don't get sick in the first place. V Also thinks George W. Bush's health plan is a stupid idea.

Depends on what s/he looks like. If it's a hot babe naked, I'm all for it. G/NG: Has been an "Employee of the Month."

Well, since you asked so nicely... Daz?

Well, I am. I'm so far out of it I don't get to come back... So where is this spaceship headed anyway? (I still can't see the orgy, btw)

Would you do me if I brought over a suitcase full of yaoi? I've been 'ed!

Well... IMO, she sucks. She seems to be all face and no substance to me. I have never... really liked a band that became very popular.

Colorless. Ech?

Yellow journalism

... think again. Perfection is a mere textbook abstraction. Another textbook abstraction is...

So why won't you put on the bad police uniform and act with William Shanter? Your question has disturbed me to the point of insanity. There. I am insane now.

Guilty. I got mugged one night in Deep Ellum. They never found the guy who took my wallet (it was empty though.) G/NG: Has read a book by Texas gubenatorial candidate Richard "Kinky" Friedman.

Me paleface, Not Native American. [O.k., so that was racist. I'm sorry, I couldn't come up with anything better.] Dazzled?

... be sure to leave something healthy for us. Eatng healthy is like...

^ Not really. It's better than I do. < One drink and < is out cold & has to be taken to the hospital. V Thinks < is no fun because < can't drink.

So what are you looking at in my pants? I'm really getting sick and tired of people talking about that. Next subject, please.

They're still sore over the Freedom fries thing. Is anyone else sick of hearing about Terrel Owens already?

Is size really important to you? I won't be bribed to do that, no matter how much you want it.

I haven't either because... I have never... been a devout follower of fashion.