quamp

^ Wait on. < Wishes he could update, but some @#&*$ is preventing me from doing so. V Hopefully will update and put and end to ^'s whining.

Because some &*@#$ decided s/he didn't want me in the orgy anymore, and @#$%& with my account until I stopped posting there. Why is everyone so reluctant to update the orgy?

... throwing caution to the wind. Throwing caution to the wind can result in...

Not guilty. If someone rams another car, they should at least pay for the damages. G/NG: used profanity at a driver that committed some traffic violation.

Ecchi lover here, but not Echtrae. Polly?

Insecticide

I'm not really into M/M fics, because I'm male and I don't swing that way. I tend to avoid pretentiously angst-ridden fics, because I have enough angst in my life. I also avoid the squicky ones (vore, vermo, etc.) This is kind of similar to a thread I started a long time ago, what warnings make you pass on a fic?

I haven't either, nor do ever want to go. I have never... taken a prescription drug advertised on TV.

Now, who in their right mind could say not guilty to that? Well, I think we're all guilty of it. G/NG: been unjustly called "dumber than a bag of hammers."

Probably the same reason that they think a turn signal on the freeway means "get in that lane and get right next to me." Which is dumber: a box of rocks or a bag of hammers?

^ A bag of hammers is crazy? It's useful if you're needing hammers. < always considered a bag of hammers to be dumb. V Knows which is dumber: a box of rocks or a bag of hammers.

Halloween

Are my eyes really that bloodshot? Zimarah?

... put it in someone else's mouth. That someone else should be...

How much more lube do you need in the orgy? The stars seem brighter over Dazzledfirestar.

^ is really making me sad that I can't see the orgy. < I'll stop procrastinating too... tomorrow. V Eh... I'll post something for you later.

Not guilty. Say, that looks kind of familar... I have never... barbequed without mesquite.

I haven't either. However, I have taken keys away from potential drunk drivers. However... I have never... taken the keys away from a potential drunk driver without it resulting in a fight.

Well, you know what happens when you assume... Is everyone getting sick of me posting non-orgy questions here? (I can't even see the thing!)

Sorry, I've been forced out of the orgy. Dazzled?

Astro-man

How did all of you feel after your first orgasm? Well, it kinda sorta got into a fight, and it kinda sorta got hurled across the room, and then it kinda sorta broke...

Nah, I prefer to answer them with bitterness and cynicism. G/NG: lied in this thread.

Wrong. Echtrae?

... working fine, much to the ladies' delight. So now Redsilver is feeling...