Keith Inc.
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zebedee.
I'm told it means sex so rowdy the bed squeaks.
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(Vore is short for Carnivore....In broad terms, it's any method of getting another person inside you..eating most popular, but also intravenous (Fantastic Voyage), insertion (Voyages of a Mile High Fille de Joie), ear canal (bugs bunny, playing the ear drums like bongos) and so on)
W: Whoopee.
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Urinating (water sports...ick)
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Here! I looked everywhere, then figured that it might have fallen into the well, so a rented a crane and lowered a platform down and dove in and felt around, but didn't find it, so i figured it might have sunk into the mud, so I got a sump and pumped all the mud out until we hit the rock base at the bottom, then climbed back up and ran all the mud through a sluice, and examined everything left in the mesh and found this, took it to a jeweler to have it polished and the stone reset and finally, here, because i love you so much, this is your wedding ring, right?
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The cloaking device keeps flickering.
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Shrinking
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They're not used to freshness, so they're not cooking the flavor out, they're burning the taste of pollution in.
Rain, Snow, Hail, Wind...most of weather is, but why isn't 'sleet' a four-letter word?
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Quickies...
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Oh, i'm in favor.
Wouldn't you rather your kids saw TV characters loving each other rather than killing each other?
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As a well-read atheist, that's a rather big guilty...
G/NG: has eaten an animal they met while it was still alive
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I give up, what?
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Isn't that always the right question?
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You wanna be beaten unconcious or whipped until stripes of skin are torn outta your hide?
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Oh, Paul Lynde, probably.
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Do you know what the Canadian military's motto is?
Think zebras, not mounties...
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^ wow, psychic!
<Read the history books....knows the ending.
V Read the ending, knows the history.
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NG: Although i sometimes have serious issues with Casting....
G/NG: Has written a book review based on the movie version.
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Great. The eyeballs are all mixed up. Which irises are yours?
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Outnumbered, sure, outgunned, maybe, but never outclassed.
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Because it takes the elves a while to assemble the little nubbin.
Why do i keep falling down?
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You don't have to use a telescope, why don't you just hold your hands cupped and squint?
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Passing two two zero feet, all conditions normal on the dive.
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So you know that i'm older than Star Wars, then.
G/NG: Has seen the same movie more than once a day.
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If we made clothes out of sandwiches, where would we keep our wallets?
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Thirteen stripes, of red and white, a field of blue, with white stars.
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Why did you carry the donuts back to bed on THAT?
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Because the variables won't and the constants aren't.
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How about just plain rolling down the steep hill with no brakes?
"Fucked."
Guilty Or Not Guilty
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Oh, everyone's had her...
G/NG: been to the Grand Canyon