Keith Inc.
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So, Mitt Romney's been for and against abortion, and made qualifying statements to each position, and changed, and challenged, and ducked and weaved. Will we ever learn what his real position is?
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A stunning display of tact, skill, medical knowledge and in-depth understanding of the elasticity of nylon stockings.
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Brain stemming maybe, with an ice pick...
Is it wrong to plot the death of strangers?
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Yet I have, often, felt remorse for breaking it off with your ex SO. The parties, the dancing, the trip to Bayonne, New Jersey....
I have never regretted any attempt to get whoopee smoochies from my SO.
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Esophagus
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Did you fix the multimeter? Can we take readings in ohms, now?
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Sometimes you just feel like a nut.
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Huh.
Body parts not normally exposed to sunlight except on Medical shows
A: Aorta
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I have disliked those who rant too much for a response, riposte, rebutt.
I have never won an argument with gravity.
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Because we either put him there or we didn't spend enough energy trying to keep him out.
Why do we have to choose the lesser of two evils?
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^ underestimates me again
<has discussed masturbation habits with a therapy major who was unprepared for my forthcomingness
V will not ask me difficult questions
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NG: Not a lotto player
G/NG: only plays the lottery when on vacation
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Because like any other human or human organization, we look better when we point out the faults of others. And you shouldn't split your helping verb from your verb like that.
Can't we all just blame Bush, no matter who's really at fault?
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NG: At the moment, i don't support ANY charities...
G/NG: reads the fortune cookie gleefully for how WRONG it is...
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Did those tourists really ask an Italian chef to overboil the pasta and serve it with sugary-sweet red sauce, basically recreating Spaghetti-o's in the middle of Rome?
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No, don't jettison that, we'll need it later!
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xylophoning the ribs of a sleeping crocodile
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Untying your safety rope just before you need it
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slipping on a genetically altered strawberry that snuck stealthily onto the sidewalk, sacrificing itself to slip you straight in front of a semi
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ordering them like NetFlix. Keep for as long as you want, return, we'll send more.
Of course, the problem would be the shipping container and __________
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Quickmarching off a cliff
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Marrying a multiple-murderer for his 'my memoirs' money
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Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane
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Fucked to death by an amorous Yeti
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^ good point
< needs to avoid being associated with 'fun' in the public eye
V keeps an eye on the public for fun
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No, just find a way to motivate him better.
You've located his younger sibling, haven't you?
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Twice a day, for thirty days.