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  3. Bible Porn

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    OH, no, no.

    I'm a review whore. Being GAFFed is an honor. I'd just want to explain where i got Dumkina's name, stuff like that.

    Then again, maybe i'd be better putting the answers in the Reviews of the story here...

    there's a sizable portion of that forum who'd basically see it as a chance to post weak flames

    Yeah, some of the posts kinda remind me of why i stopped reading MAD Magazine. I remember their movie eviscerations as intelligent reviews, pointing out the inconsistencies. Later, they seemed to just take any popular movie and make fun of it, whether it deserved it or not.

    The worst would be if i went to hell for this story, 2nd circle, which, according to a very popular The Books fanfic, is for pervs. I mean, i have my perversions and fetishes, and have written for those. I'm not gay, not into bestiality, or analhorngaysandwich sex, so it'd be frustrating for me AND for my personal tormentor.

    "Do you repent you bestiality?"

    "Well, no, because- AAARGH!"

    "Do you repent you bestiality?"

    "Look, buddy, I don't -ARRRRGH!"

  5. Bible Porn

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    (I am happy to copy/paste since it isn't registered only for privacy but as a temporary measure to partially reduce server load... but if I can avoid the effort s'all good!)
    Well, ideally i'd get an account to post any sort of response to the gaff, but nothing's coming through, either for my old account which may or may not work at all, or for my new account attempt.

    Could you please just tell me what the thing says? I'm dying here.

  6. Huh? There are draw backs?

    in Aimless Babble

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    As near as i can tell, that quote about liver disfunction comes from a single website of a guy that's selling something.

    Most doctors seem to feel that masturbation is a normal part of life, and is without risk.

    Well, as long as you can do it withough bumping the steering wheel too hard or things like that.

  8. Bible Porn

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    Huh. Wish that there was some way to offer feedback to Elizabeth Gibson. But i can't see one. A couple of things in the story bother me.

    The caption for the pic on top:

    adult-fanfiction.org archives NC-17 stories, including 11 about the Bible.

    Makes it sound like all 11 stories in the The Books section are NC-17. Not true. Which she mentions later in the article, but there's still the impression there for anyone who doesn't read the story closely.

    The only U.S. writer or reader of Bible slash fanfiction who replied to e-mails to user accounts at fanfiction.net said in an e-mail that she was a Chicago teenager. She did not say anything else.

    Huh. I don't recall any emails about my entries on AFF. I'd have been a lot more forthcoming.

    The slash fanfiction community tends to be anonymous because of fear about how friends and family would react.
    No, i tend to be anonymous because of pretty specific notions of how people around my family would react. Kids or wife being asked 'Did your dad really write about a snake woman fucking a guy?'

    He said communities need to push for better labels for potentially objectionable content.

    Like what? I keep seeing people write a string of warning codes for a story that are as long or longer than their summary. What else is there to warn about? Premillenialism? Anti-creationism? Postdoctrinal non-Orthodox Existential Heresology?

    Neither fanfiction.net nor adult-fanfiction.org list administrator contact information on their Web sites.
    Okay, is the link to the AFF admin a new thing? I thought it was always there.

  11. Bible Porn

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    Hey, does anyone have a GAFF account?

    A review on Why...Unicorns? says i was unjustly GAFFed.

    I can't seem to get on. The 'forgot password' link isn't sending me any useful email.

    I just wonder what it says.

  12. Discworld Fans!

    in Promote a Story!

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    Since his wife is crucial to the Wee Free's, i'd say not to kill her.

    It'd be more in character for him to have some sort of former-wife obligation. With some sort of Pratchett-like qualifiers? Only if the previous wife was bigger and became smaller than the current wife or the mother in law of the former husband-to-be, without any complications due to weather.

    Or cheese.

  16. Bible Porn

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    On a semi-related note, I keep meaning to write a Chick Tract porn story

    I just think that Black Leaf and Elfstar from the Dark Dungeons track would have fun getting it on...

    Interesting.

    I find a very forceful plot bunny beating on the back of my skull, demanding a behind-the-scenes-story of Dark Dungeons. Miss Frost twisting Mike around like a puppet, losing all respect for Debbie ("She has the Real Power now and she uses it to get more gaming supplies?"), and getting Black Leaf pregnant.

    If you don't mind, Knorg? If you feel that i'm stealing your story, plot or thunder, i won't do it.

    Then again, where would it go on AFF?

  18. Bible Porn

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    Edit 2: Also, that speaker talking about a Dungeon of Bondage? Sounds like he's in it with Mike.

    Yeah. Filth-of-Satan checkerboard, Filth-of-Satan lead figure,Filth-of-Satan D&D book, Filth-of-Satan D&D module, Filth-of-Satan rock music, Filth-of-Satan Pokemon t-shirt...but that cheesy mustache is the Lord's?

  19. Bible Porn

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    No, no. It's Mike. The guy that shows up at the end in time to save Debbie from Elfstar (the cleric who's apparently named Wizard).

    Note how he didn't show up in time to save Black Leaf.

    Maybe that's because he got her pregnant? Maybe he did Frost a...favor, to get her to drive BL over the edge?

  20. Bible Porn

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    Some Christians will chase you down and beat you with a chair for even cussing, this might get a hit put out on you. ^^
    Eh, activist atheist here. I support same-sex weddings and religious freedoms for all religions. More than enough would pop my Darwin-fish off of my car on sight anyway.

    Questioning the validity of The Books is enough to send me to hell.

    But rather than put two, three or a sacred orgy of seven The Books characters into a PWP story, i've tried to make the characters real. If i burn in hell for that, i hope i get a window seat.

  22. Bible Porn

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    I wouldn't dream of challenging the TOS/guidelines by setting out to offend other users.
    Good point.

    Well, if you're looking to see a story that some people are surely going to find offensive because of the content... that's most of my backlist: shrinking women, shrinking men, graphic sex, xenophilia, Clarisse...

    But if anyone's looking to email a The Books porn story for the sake of scandalizing readers who are not AFF users, i've posted a copy outside of AFF:

    http://hexfiles.multiservers.com/thebooks/dumkina.htm

  25. Bible Porn

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    You might get conflicting concrit from people going off different translations of the Genesis account, or the startilingly different original Hewbrew.
    Ah.

    So, i should add a disclaimer like: "This speculation on the Canaan Curse Question is based on an interpretation of the King James version of the Books. Anyone with concrit based on another translation, version, or language can go suck it."

    Y'think?

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