Keith Inc.
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FINALLY thought up the next chappie of
http://original.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600092847
Mad Scientist Porn #6.
Which opens up possibilities all the way to the end.
Mwah.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
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I thought it was going to be KoDT.
"I leap out from behind the dwarf and WASTE him with my CROSSBOW!"
Yeah, there's nothing like ruining days of planning by not following the GM's script. Nasty rat bastards.
On the other hand, i always awarded a thousand EPs for any character action that left me absolutely speechless.
Didn't happen often, but when it did it was amazing.
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Watermelon Ice Cream (Be careful spitting the seeds...they're frozen solid and will penetrate skin.)
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A.
Eh, let's go easy.
Baked Foods.
Applecrumbcake
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Wicked Wyoming Witches waltzed wastefully westward when my wagon was waiting at the corner of Waconah and Waverly.
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The director for the next Harry Potter movie is hiring Adam Sandler to play a new instructor at Hogwarts.
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Because the spread was Death, the Two of Cups, The Tower, The Page of Swords and the Seven of Donuts.
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Hey! Have you ever wondered what the world would be like if ALL the TV shows on all the networks turned out to be in the same world? If Mulder and Scully investigated spaceships that turned out to be from Battlestar Galactica, and CSI investigations led to prosecution on Law and Order, and if a murder at the Iron Chef competition was investigated by....?
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That would be one of the signs of the apocalypse...
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J...K...L...M...N...M?
I'll go with O:
Outraged optometrists ogled my open outerwear and offered me oral.
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After the view of the smoke-damaged furniture of the 'average smoker' and the frantic behavior of a smoker first thing in the morning, i'd say it was making fun of smokers. It's not quite the preachiness of most anti-smoking campaigns today, but it's certainly a tongue-in-cheek caricature.
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Idahoan Indians inflicted idleness upon me in indignation
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A gorgeous glamorous giantess grabbed me and groped me graciously.
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Elephants in estrus elected to elevate my Edsel to the end of the El-train.
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I'm late because:
C: Clustered Caribou caught my Chrysler crossing the Canadian border.
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Why are all these blueprints covered in Reynold's Wrap?
It's the plot of Stephen King's first Romance Novel.
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....really involved thank-you notes.
Answering the thank you notes leads to_________
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A!
Uh, uh, uh.... the theme is: Excuses! I'm late because:
Abraham Adams Asked me to Alibi his Assertion he Attended the Athletic Association's Axe-off.
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Did you check to see if the passenger door was unlocked before crawling through the floorboard?
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I have no idea how that got in there, doc.
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Xyphoid Process (the little bone at the end of your sternum...)
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You seriously expect me to believe that air is an acquired addiction? Okay. Show me. Can you stop breathing as an act of will?
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Well, we're in a bad mood today.
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I haven't either.
I have never seen a UFO
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You got to suck on those? What did it taste like?
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Boy meets girl, girl dumps boy, boy clones girl, takes his frustrations out on the clone, clone breaks boy in half, clone seduces girl, they live happily ever after.
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Palate?
Q: quadrigeminal plate
Mad Scientist Porn
in Great wall of ...
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And, it's finally complete.
Which is good, because MadSci7 is already forming in my skull