Keith Inc.
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I am thinking that if you're obsessed, then 'too obsessed' is not a distinct condition.
I am about to kill my offspring and make freaking bookends out of the twins.
I am thinking the oldest would be better off as a sofa cushion.
I am SO sure i was never this loud before boot camp...
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Whole decades...
G/NG: Has been legally driving more than half their life span
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The character of Abigail Sciuto on NCIS was dating a very short man. The actor playing that character died, and they wrote him off the show. True to form for the show, they didn't just shuffle him out of sight or forget him, they had his character break up with Abby, claiming she was too tall for him. She was more than a little out of character for most of that episode. I watched that show while trying to come up with a fifth story line for my 'mad scientist porn' series. I always thought Abby would make a great mad scientist, and shrinking women is a major kink for me, thus this effort:
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8/10. A nice ensemble cast. Good choice.
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I am waiting for the muffins to cool.
I am calibrating my teenage son about certain behavioral misdeeds.
Now, i am out of things to throw at the dumb son of a schmuck.
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I did get stabbed in the leg with an ink pen, and have had the blue scar for 35 years...but not a professional one.
I have never found tattoos attractive.
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Shouldn't we assume someone would?
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^ has read my diary
< does indeed
V shares their opinion at the drop of a cumquat
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Nope.
Eve?
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parking for an aspirin.
If adverse to chemical analgesics, though, there's always ________
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G: I want to get on with it...Get one or Give one, makes no diff to me.
G/NG: has a special spot the masseur or masseuse can use to make them their willing slave
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I am glad to be home, after the black ice skidding.
I am thinking i should have said Caterin', it'd rhyme better than Catering.
I am ready to sleep.
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Is there such a thing as too much?
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^ is correct
< will never spend time willingly with people who are of a gaseous state
V is leery of fluid people
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Careful statistical analysis?
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Upon careful examination and evaluation, must say:
8.365 out of 10.000
One cannot click on your evil sign and take the test one's self. I know that knocking off for this is evil, but cannot state just HOW evil...
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Notmuch of a party goer....
G/NG: Has worn a costume to a party
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^ not a calendar freak
< has confused entire fiscal weeks
V knows the date with exacting precision
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I like, but only when i'm on a business trip. Can't explain it.
I have never understood the military fixation on shoes.
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Free credit, easy terms, plenty of ATMs.
But is there an upper limit to the interest rate?
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I was in the Navy for 20. Which branch are you in?
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Feel free.
It is free, right?
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But it does have its perks.
Are you in, or is someone you know?
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^ about as twice as much as which fraternity you joined, half as much as what you majored in
< would have frightened the sorting hat
V knows why
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Neither have I.
I have never been able to whistle with my fingers.