Keith Inc.
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^ good judge
< Torchlight for torture chambers, firelight for camps, candle for seances, flickering light for mad science, light from the television for certain sexual encounters, also for waiting for the monster to appear, sunlight peeking from the clouds for the return of the hero, fluorescents for cubicle humor, LEDs for bomb countdowns.
V knows three that i missed
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I am watching Harry Dresden, and enjoying it.
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Where does the white go when snow melts?
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Me, either.
I've never liked any sort of tea. Hot, cold, room temperature...
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I am through with my mad scientist porn, fourth effort.
I am wondering if i have a fifth effort in me.
I am wondering if my oldest child's effort at making dinner will burst into flames.
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^ is completely correct
< is sure of many things that are appropriate for at least conversation, if not implementation or application
V applies their implements
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I am a teacher.
G/NG: Has lied about their job to impress
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I enjoy posting on AFF, because if it seems appropriate for a story i write to have foul language, adult situations, demonic possession, or bestiality, i don't have to worry that someone's going to delete (or worse, edit) my postings to match their idea of what's proper. There doesn't seem to be a limit as far as topic goes.
As with many above, i write what i think is correct, for the story, the scene, the characters.
Some reviews have said they like everything in a story but the porn. Some have reviewed other efforts and questioned why post a story without porn on AFF.
I do recognize that posting a story in Erotica, the reader is in a position to complain if the story isn't all that erotic. Or if your story has 82 characters listing the warnings, then they can complain if they saw BWB or SST in the summary, but it wasn't delivered in the fic.
But if it's a TV show, i don't think that the only purpose for fanfic is for graphic descriptions of character pairings.
Ultimately, if i get a complaint review, i have to consider the summary and warnings offered. Did i set them up for a fall? OR did i deliver what i promised, they're just finicky picky-niks?
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Finished, Mad Scientist Porn #4.
For the edification of the reader, Madsci #1 has one chapter, Madsci #2 has two, Madsci #3 has three, and now, Madsci #4 has all four chapters.
Many thanks to the readers and commenters of all four efforts so far.
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Well, with 'compel' and 'forced to drink' and her choice being suffocation or drinking, it's certainly forced.To me, it's a rape, specifically, forced oral copulation.It's a nonconsensual intercourse, but i'm not sure if it's meant to symbolize forced fellatio. But if it's not, it's a near thing. Dominating the woman, physically harming and restraining her, enslaving her, etc. Rape at the least.
In John Carpenter's movie, Vampire, the Master makes a woman his slave by drinking from her upper thigh. It's a bit more explicit in the modern tradition of sexy vampires.
But i always thought Stoker's Dracula was a monster, not a sex-symbol.
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So, I spent two years in Scotland on a Tender that serviced the Strategic Weapons System on ballistic missile submarines.
An important part of that was the missile alignment system that helped target the weapons. It shone a beam of light into the missile, hit a mirror, and compared the light coming back with the light that went down to determine missile misalignment in the deck plane. The return image was of a long, long rectangle with two small triangles on either side. The triangles were what was used to measure the alignment of the image.
One boat we worked on, the return image was blurry. Very blurry. So blurry, i put in the trouble and failure report, that we 'could not distinguish the tits to either side.' Filed the report.
Got a huge ration of in-rate technical training from my division officer. We couldn't say 'tits' in a TFR. But we insisted that the technical guys back at Pittsfield needed this information to evaluate the fault.
So, we had to find the proper term for that trait of the return image.
Three days.
Finally, in a secondary technical manual, we locate the description that indicates they were 'the triangular pips.' We edited the TFR and sent it off.
A month later, I get called into the shop, where a phone call is waiting for me. It's the 'technical guy' that answers TFRs. He wants to know what in the name of God a Triangular Pip is.
"It's the tits on either side of the return image."
"Oh, sure. Those. Man, we've been looking in the books for four days, trying to figure out what the hell you were talking about! Why didn't you just say 'tits?' Oh, wait, don't answer that."
I felt bad about the confusion, but i felt REAL good we found the answer in three days and they didn't....
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^ stuffs selective plot bunnies
< stuffs all the plot bunnies
V plots stuffed bunnies
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NG: Just the right number.
G/NG: has at least one collection they'll never have too many of
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^pretty close
< let out hems and waists, but not plut bunnies.
V keeps old plot bunnies stuffed and mounted on the mantel
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If not for the Garlic Bread, they'd never have solved the question of Congressional terms in the back room agreements.
Does garlic bread keep vampires away?
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NG: There's Coke, Mountain Dew, Brown water, Human blood, other blood, Pepsi, congealed gravy, melted butter, RC Cola and Other.
G/NG: has a stuffed animal that isn't, exactly, an animal (mine's a stuffed can of Coke)
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Neither have i. But i was thinking more of a hoe-down.
I have never been able to convince teens to learn the 24 hour clock.
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a Starbucks opening on the moon.
Actually, the translation for this one is iffy, it could also be __________
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Norman Rockwell
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WHOA guilty.
G/NG: has taken a taste test
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Ummmmmmm.....garlic butter.
Is there a higher point on the civilization chart than the devlopment of butters? Peanut, apple, garlic and boy?
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I have every confidence in ^ ability to keep it going
< has a different problem...often can't make the voices stop
V shares a problem with ^ or ^^
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Outsmarting a lawn with a plastic ball...not really.
I have never enoyed group dancing.
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I am looking at two feet of snow in the driveway and wondering if scorpions are all that bad...
Guilty Or Not Guilty
in Forum Games
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Not guilty...unless i'm way mad
G/NG: Bark is worse than their bite