Keith Inc.
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Ever think of calling it a horny plot bunny?
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Queensnake
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Not that anyone believed it wasn't me, but yes.
G/NG: has complimented someone on the sheer, unadulterated power of their gaseous emission.
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Transferring off a command, a going-g'by present.
I have never returned to the scene of the crime.
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Oxybelis aeneus (Mexican Vine Snake )
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^ is correct, < wonders about <,^,>,V...everything.
< helped with the grading, not subcontracted. An important diff. Just pointed out where it was clear that they reviewed themovie, not thebook, mostly.
V reviewed the book, always.
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NG. But only because the Wife handles that.
G/NG: has lied about dependents for a more favorable withholding (not to the point of tax fraud, of course)
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< seen my wife's class' essays and figure ^ is right
< has helped grade book reviews of books i've read and wife hasn't
V hs always supected that one teacher of theirs subcontracted the grading.
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Guilty.
G/NG: Has practiced telling people they know about their smut habit
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Um...i don't usually admit to felonies before the statute of limitations runs out.
I have never drawn the attention of my CEO.
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Bullseye
Am i that obvious?
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Milksnake
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Hmmm. 8 out of 16 right. Or was that 8 out of 16 wrong? I can't recall.
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advertising to others where your interests lie. There is little that makes a group more uncomfortable than to admit to an attraction no one shares or can imagine sharing.
Can you guess how i know?
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Jamaican Boa
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^ This is on the springs SIDE of the WINTER break we already had...
< Would rather call it 'ohmigodican'tstandthemanymorei'maboutto Break'
V has an even better name for it.
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G/NG: Forgot to leave a G/NG statement while playing Guilty or Not Guilty
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NG: I heard the drill spin down during that blackout that took darkened the NorthEast a few years back. It's COMPLETELY natural.
G/NG: has lost a tooth while eating jello or something else soft.
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not guilty...Didn't go, but not because i forgot
G/NG: has been in the dentist's chair when the building lost power
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Everglades Rat Snake
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I have.
I have never fully understood the distinction between scifi and fantasy.
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Well, i have all boys, and a military background. When they rip, i rip louder. The wife leaves, but we have fun.
My middle one plans, during the next standardized testing, to eat spiced octopus in the morning before, hoping to empty the classroom a few hours later. I almost drove myself out of my own car from octopus and Mountain Dew Farts one time. he heard the story and immediately thought: Worst smell you EVER smelt, eh?
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I think it'll work much the way i gave up on teaching my kids how to eat spaghetti.
I mean, as long as they don't get the sauce on me, or the china cupboard, i don't care anymore.
I figure they'll date, eventually. Then she, whoever she is, will be motivated, empowered and in a position to correct their dumb asses. And she'll be much better motivation for them, as well.
Guilty Or Not Guilty
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Having three kids, my bedroom IS a public place.
G/NG: has threatened a child's life while naked.