Keith Inc.
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BWAHAHAHA! You said 'easily.' Like promiscuous. ::snicker::
G/NG: Loves puns
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Me, either. Except for zucchini, which is just a weed you can make bread out of.
I have never wanted to be a werewolf
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I am always willing to help.
The Blonde is the brain trust from Stargate SG-1, Captain (major, Lt. Colonel) Carter. Amanda Tapping.
Who took the picture in your new avatar, SJ?
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A gentle djinni.
But if the Djinn in the bottle isn't gentle, how will they react to that wish?
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My upbringing leaves me uncomfortable with the idea of a servant. Not in employing one as much as having no idea how to act around one. And the depictions of the house elves in HP tend to sound more like slavery than anything else. So, no.
Would you want a djinni?
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I am always in favor of researching shinking.
Oh, wait, did you mean researching the 'effect' thing?
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I have a dozen stories with Lilliput or Brobdingrag characters, and I've never heard of any Gulliver Effect.
Is it like the Butterfly Effect?
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point them to an even MORE offensive kink.
Ultimately, though, they reach the absolute worst kink, __________
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Too much of a gadget freak not to have one.
i never voted for Bush.
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Only when StoryJunkie pointed out that my story WAS Mpreg. (sheepish shudder)
I have never confused G/NG threads with I Have Never threads...
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appealing to a very specific fetishdom.
But in addiction to the faithful, you'll also attract___________
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G: Spiders, heights, blank horizons
G/NG: has at least one -philia that isn't mainstream
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Ya got me.
Anyone think there is a rise in shrinking in mainstream media nowadays?
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Afraid of heights. Even my superhero-dreams, i just run quickly to the fight scene.
G/NG: has at least one phobia
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Oh, yeah, and I Am Uploading a Parade of Cocks even as we speech.
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I am remembering getting more than one idea spark out of Hatch's Plot Bank
I am hoping it can spark something.
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I am forsoothingly not gay.
I am willing to be of balanced in porn.
I am, though, afraid of the kids' reaction if they see, over my shoulder, a serial willy-ness in performance...
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I am wondering what to make a gif OF....
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The discussion, on a skeptic board, was 'What Is Porn? Is this?' and someone pointed out that they always read the title as 'What Porn Is This?' and started hearing 'Greensleeves' in their head.
NEver one to let a straight line go unpunished, i produced:
What porn is this and where's the rest,
Of my stash, set in my keeping?
That perverts and fundies both use to beat,
When they're all supposed to be sleeping?
THIS, this is fetish porn,
Males and females and in between born,
Haste, haste to turn the page,
For pics both shaved and hairy...
So bring me leather and bring me sheep,
Come, street walkers with stomachs strong,
The king of pervs can make pimps weep,
From here to the slums of far Hong Kong.
THIS, this is fetish porn,
Giants and pygmies and rhino horns,
Haste, haste to turn the page,
See what weight her sphincter can carry!
THIS, this is fetish porn,
A Trekker princess and randy Gorns,
Haste, haste to turn the page,
For the mixing of meat and dairy....
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A goose.
G/NG: Has plucked a chicken for non-prank-related purposes
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^ In your particular situation, anything short of taking a shovel to the pantry is a snack.
< likes to think of a side of beef as an appetizer
V would like to help me write a menu
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I am fiddling around with gif animators.
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I am remembering that episode with pleasure.
I am thinking of a number between one and 642.
Alphabet...whoever's A Picks The Theme
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Victor Von Frankenstein