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^ Good at making me laugh. < Sniggered for a moment, until the thought occurred that the plot most likely exists in one form or another somewhere out in fanfiction/original fiction/erotica land. Then I began to wonder what hasn't already been done... V Is now working on a plot surrounding angles, furry Death Eaters, and heavenly erections.

You caught me! Melody?

^ Has a vivid imagination. < Will now think of that and giggle whenever a falling star appears. V Is now working on a plot surrounding angels, fiery deaths, and heavenly eviction.

Only every Tuesday and Saturday really early in the morning. Madapple?

Only in spirit. StoryJunkie?

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I am no longer allowed to accidentally forget to go back to work after lunch.

Not reading what makes Melody glad...even if I do know the feeling. Oh, and Trix.

^ Apparently thinks there's Trix in men's underwear. < Wants more Trix. V Wishes they had such simple wishes.

Aside from the fear of identity theft and the general fear of passing out personal information no matter the level of security, a valid point has been made that CC verification or any other besides the "yes, I'm 18 or over" button we all have to push would alienate a large group of posters. Many people either can't get or don't want a credit card. I certainly wish I'd chosen the latter. After the verification process was implemented, those authors would go elsewhere and the same underage readers and writers would go right along with them. It's 6 of one and half a dozen of the other. (God forgive me for using that tired cliche.) Verification would rid us of the underaged, or the underaged without access to Mommy or Daddy's wallet, as well as alienating a large number of folks who have every right, and every wrinkle, to post their stories. I say that if we have to pay taxes, concern ourselves with sun block, worry about our fiber intake, and consider purchasing skincare products emblazoned with the words "age defying", then we should get to post. Who's with me?

I am home now. *rubs eyes* I am awake, as far as I can tell.

I am no longer allowed to ponder the horrible consequences of going near Redsliver's barbie. No...not that barbie. No one knows about that one...

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I am going to go get ready for work. I am not at all happy about it. I am waving goodbye!

How'd you know? :innocent: Nanaea?

^ Uses a printer cable to keep his posting underwear on. < Sometimes wears a tank top as well. V Must be in full costume in order to post.

I am no longer allowed to sing the "Detachable Penis" song while posting.

I am right there with you. I am probably saner for taking on a story to beta. I am finding it refreshing to read something that doesn't have the words "incantation" or "Snape" in them. Go figure. I am thanking Redsliver for my reprieve from the Wizarding World.

Because it drank a lot of things it wasn't supposed to as a small child, which led to that horrible speech impediment. Why do horrible, morbid things make me laugh?

I am no longer allowed to read Nanaea's posts aloud, lest my husband think that I've entirely lost my mind. Entirely being the operative word there.

No! Only me! Redsliver. I saw you post. I KNOW you're here...

...much less detrimental to your health than the lead-based kind. Moving to the country, gonna eat me a lot of...

I am also hoping that Redsliver's father is all right. I am happy that Meldoy feels less crazy. I am wondering if Nanaea will return. I am trying to work on a plot outline in between editing chapters 12 and 13. I am posting this in between banging my head on the desk.

^ Got the first part right. < Knows that if I can't fix it with duct tape, my Dad most certainly can, and he charges far less than those repair people. V Has paid for household repairs with baked goods.

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