polywolly

Sure! We'll send them to all the filthy rich...ahem...I mean wealthy investors. Still Poly, I am. But off too bed soon, I will be. Dazzled?

I am jealous that Dazzled was sick today. I am only jealous because that means that she was at home. I am twisted and selfish. I am now thinking about "falling ill" on Saturday.

^ Has an off-shore account filled with plot bunnies and municipal bonds. < Has no idea what "municipal bonds" actually are. < Guesses < would if < had enough money to buy some, or trade in them, or whatever one does with them. V Has already placed an order to Anderson-Cooper-in-a-Box with his Mega-Super Hurricane kit, which includes a large fan, a tattered umbrella, and camera man with his camera wrapped in plastic as he films Anderson's "firsthand report of the ongoing destruction".

We should. Surely there's someone out there with far more money than sense that would finance our "literary endeavors". *goes off to start printing the form letters* Dazzled?

I have, I guess, at some point. She likes the drinky-drink a bit too much, and then she gets mean, and judgmental, and then she starts to reminisce about how different things might have been with her first husband--my husband's father--and then I remind her that she cheated on HIM and now he's dead so she'll never find out, now will she, and then I realize that my remark was not a productive means with which to deescalate the situation, that I'm just frustrated because she has absolutely no regard for the feelings, needs, or wants of another human being, especially her son's... Yeah, so maybe not so much... I have never called a phone sex hotline.

Still me! I'm working on my fic too, and thinking that I'd be rich if I were paid for all the work I put into my hobbies. I think we all would! Dazzled?

Correct! And no, no disappointment, because you're here to update the fic right? Right!? Dazzled, come back!

And with my post, the roll comes to an end. Nanaea?

^ Has secret cameras taping us all, 24 hours a day, 6 days a week. You can't expect a guy to work on Sunday. < Knows about the cameras, thus avoids them. V Found one of Redsliver's cameras and blamed it on their landlord.

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brats

Number 3 (song)

Because dobermans enjoy avoiding head injuries...why?

No, but I just left him to his last bottle of booze. He'll be back for more soon. Quamp? (Please don't kill me either.)

I am sipping coffee and checking my email for the first time in 24 hours. I am glad the power came back on, but I rather miss the unequalled quiet that replaces electricity when it's gone.

Because they're damn delicious...why?

#10! #10! I vote for #10! And I know Madapple will vote for #10, so you can count her vote too!

Kricket ...heh...Oh! I found one! Kurling - New Age Kurling is a form of the original curling game, but adapted so that it can be played indoors on any smooth, flat surface, such as a sports hall, rather than on ice.

Yes. Motor oil and used paper towel on a Ritz. Mmm... Have you seen Baby Jane?

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Guilty. Not at church, but at work, a long time ago. As StoryJunkie would say, in the before time. G/NG- While at an auction, hid stuff from the other shoppers so they'd be less likely to bid on it.

fire

3.141592654 Why hasn't someone outlawed the color pink?

I am no longer allowed to eat four muffins because three just wasn't enough.

Sorry, he's busy. I just pushed him down the stairs. Nympho?