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Maybe I beat him to it. Red?

I am aware that Dazz fully meant the pun, but she's to proud to admit it.

^ Like to think positive thoughts. < Just saw Redsliver. V Is Redsliver.

Haven't gone for toast yet. Dazz?

I have, when I went through my Poe phase, which I'm still in, BTW. I have never been to Canada!

I am trying to ignore the need to write my own fic, the want to read more of the book I'm currently enjoying, and the desire for toast and jam.

^ Won't give up until Jessica's toast! < Is now thinking about toast and strawberry jam. < Is trying to focus. V Is wondering if Nympho ran off and left us hanging.

*whew!* In that case, I'll admit that I'm here! Dazz?

I have, many times, especially when in the company of astronomers. I have never changed a flat tire.

I am content, having just eaten a sandwich and smoke a cigarette. I am proposing we dress Jessica up as Snape and use her as a diversion when the time comes to escape the orgy house.

^ Will destroy Ms. Simpson with tact and grace, or super glue and straight pins. < Can't wait to find out what happens. *drums fingers on desktop in anticipation* V Possess much more patience than <.

*wonders what Dazz has planned for me in either the orgy or the Virus* Here! Don't hurt me! Dazz?

I haven't either. I'm prone to writing my name on things in permenant marker. "Mine...mine...mine..." I have never fainted.

*waves meekly from behind her bullet-proof screen* It's me, maybe, if you put that down? Dazz?

I have, if you count wiring car stereo speakers. I have never written a rape scene.

I am thinking we could feed her a fangirl, al la the scene from Hannibel.

^ Values me for my sadistic side. < Values her sadistic side more than she probably should. < Suggests we stick a piece of tape to Jessica's foot and watch her brain explode when she just...can't...get...the damn thing...off! V Thinks I'm mean now.

I have. I love the Maury Povich ones where the Mom and "Dad" are white and the "child" was obviously fathered by someone a bit "ethnic", but "Daddy" is oblivious to this minor detail. I have never joined the Army. (I am so running out of things I've never done!)

I am admitting that I was only working with what I was given. I am suggesting that we can all use her for comic relief.

^ Has been drawn into the Rickman ordeal with me and Mad, and Nanaea, if she shows up. < Is hungry. < Is single-minded. V Will go get me a cheeseburger. V Knows I'm only kidding, since there's an orgy going on and such.

I am leaving that for someone else to decide. I am thinking that Anderson should narrate "Rickman Watch 2006", like he does during the hurricanes.

I have. Boxer briefs. They're like bicycle shorts, but less...spandex-y. I have never eaten lobster.

I am wondering what kind of gift this is, and wondering if I should open it or not.

I am done editing my orgy entry!

Ninja'd! Or I've forgotten who I am... I just freed Nympho, and Anderson's fate has changed slightly. Dazz?