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Nope. Can't say that I have. Although, I've spoken with several folks who I would have sworn were transfigured assholes, so perhaps. I have never driven a car over 80 miles per hour.

I am no longer allowed to use "big words" while talking with my husband because I'm apparently "talking down to him". I am also no longer allowed to call his statements contradictory for, if I were talking down to him, I would use simple words and state them in a condescending manner. Nor am I allowed to offer him a dictionary and welcome him to look up the words “contradictory” and "condescending".

^ Should be more sensitive to the dwarf planet. < Wonders if <'s the only one who sees the political incorrectness of that. < Knows it should be called the little person planet. V Doesn't believe in rainbows.

Here-here! *raises pint of ale* NightScribe, you should know that your To-do list does not impinge upon mine. I have Snape in the morning and Lucius in the afternoon, so no harm done.

^ Teases me with his planetary knowledge. < Thought Pluto was a Disney character. V Thinks we should rename our planet "Mickey the Itchy".

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We're two for two! Nanaea?

I can't remember exactly, but I'm sure I'm guilty. G/NG- Going through the drawers or cabinets while waiting in an examining room at the doctor's.

2817 - The flood control is trying to make me say curse words.

Only if they have passports and they aren't caring any form of nail clipper. Did Goldie Hawn get old or what?

2815

^ LIAR!! < Fell prey to Nympo's powers of suggestion. V Should be more careful what they tell the border police when they’re smuggling dope and Martha Stewart magazines.

2809 You typed so much you skipped a number! No fear, Issobell saved the day...

^ Will soon author, "The Day Severus Died a Happy Man”. < Got lost in the tangle of arms and legs for a moment. < Wonders if poor Severus could handle us all. V Doesn't have a doubt in the world.

Nope, me neither, thank goodness. I have never been a member of a church, other than the one I made up.

2807

I am allowing myself 12 more minutes of forum fun before I have to apply myself to something constructive. I am happy to feel back on track with my fic, even if the tracks are a little shaky.

Guilty, except for the window. I threw my car keys once, succeeding only in breaking my remote door unlocker/truck opener device and landing the entire set in a pot of yucky water in the sink. Less breaking, more "Eww, I have to stick my hand in there". G/NG - Stormed out of the house in a fit of anger, then realized you forgot something important (smokes, keys, clothing), so you had to go back inside through the door you just slammed.

^ Can't suffer detention with Alan alone. < Will gladly accompany ^ in detention. < Now has strange mental image of flaming dust bunnies getting spanked in detention. V Can smell the singed hair already.

^ Should really stop reading my mind. It's scary up there. < Is now impatiently awaiting Dazzled's update, although I haven't updated my own fic in a month, which is no one's fault but my own, and those people at the mortgage company who insist on being paid. < Wants to read the next chapter and wants to know which one of us gets detention! V Has been immortalized in fanfiction.

Wow! We haven't been this good in ages. I'm going to try Melody?

^ Is trying to give me a heart attack. < Needs no more plot bunnies. They have beaten me until I have nothing but WIPs and a splitting headache. < Has to go, but will miss Dazzled! < Wants to know when the next chapter of "The Mary-Sue Virus" will be available for public viewing. V Doesn't miss me at all.

I am no longer allowed to dash Dazzled's hopes of dealing to the MSN news folk. (They were making fun of the movie's title, or proposing a sequel. But my first thought was like yours, "Who the hell let badgers on the hovercraft?!")

Ha ha! Tis I! Tis a miracle! Dazzled?

^ Peeked under my bed. < Has named all the dust bunnies. Therefore, cannot harm them. V Remembering the flame thrower talk, now possesses a plot bunny about dust bunnies and flame throwers.