polywolly

I am no longer allowed to only eat things that say "Doritos" on the bag.

Guilty. It's easy enough to do if you're tired, drunk, or a combination thereof. I have never... Uh... g/ng: Has blamed someone else for something you did and never told the truth about it...to this day.

I have, with my tall husband's arms. I have never riden a motorcycle by myself.

Because we'd all get bored and off ourselves...why?

I am tempted beyond the bounds of human reasoning. I am, and have been, ignoring my fic to watch the "Dirty Jobs" marathon on Discovery. Well, mainly watching Mike Rowe.

^ Knows one person can't rule the world, but two can make a damn fine effort. ^ should also go read my post in the "Forum Orgy" since one of her new favorite men makes a cameo appearance. *ahem* < Is really thinking about that ice cream now, even though it would mean avoiding <'s fic with ice cream instead of forum games. V Will miss me while I eat my drumstick, the ice cream kind.

His name was Melvin Shoo and he was the man who first tried to walk across a gravel road with bare feet. Can white really be considered a color?

Sea Gull

I am think Dazzled is right, but only if she can offer me a decent paying job and a paint ball gun of my very own.

Thank goodness. It's hard to type with one hand. Dazzled?

^ Has apparently read my manifesto. < Only wants the ignorant to suffer in flames of merciful damnation. < Wrote that manifesto at the age of 11, but has since edited out the part about casting leprosy on those who deny me cookies and ice cream. V Knows that < must now go eat ice cream because < mentioned it.

I have, a long, long time ago. It's weird too, because it's not like condoms have a myriad of uses. The cashier KNOWS what you're going to be doing with those later and doesn't mind looking at you funny because of it. I have never been tall.

Tis I! *still waving although her fingers are numb* Dazzled?

I am sad that I live in a country where we have gravity all day and common sense only part of the time.

^ Pointed at the wrong person. < Shudders at the thought of licorice. < Would rather drink Tequila, which tastes equally bad in <'s opinion. V Hasn't finished chapter 2 of "The Mary-Sue Virus" because she wants < to suffer.

Because there were people who had signs that said, "How much can you eat before you throw up?" and they needed an event to attend. When was the last time that pigs flew?

Quail

I'm back! *waves to Dazzled in Canada* Dazzled?

Not until later Dazzled?

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Because everything in nature produces some form of excrement…why?

I am no longer allowed to assume RL people are smart enough to read, carry on meaningful conversations, or avoid death by bubble wrap and rubber glue if presented with both items without competent supervision.

As always. SilverFox?

^ Has been sainted for a long time in the Church of Rickman. ^ just didn't get the memo or the fax. < Anoints ^ Saint Nanaea of Eternal Patience, Waffle Irons, and Safety Pins. V Wants to know when the workers will finish the statue of ^.

Neither have I, but if I did, I'd make sure I did one of those swimming in the ocean, going trail riding, cuddling with my supportive STD-free SO. Yeah, those herpes suffers sure have the life... I have never gone an entire day without eating.