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^ Occasionally steps on her "small arms" and begins to curse about people picking up their toys before she realizes that she doesn't have any kids and that the toys belong to her. < Didn't own any guns, but received a gun cabinet for Christmas one year from my in-laws. Wow. Do they know me or what? < Owns guns now because my father-in-law passed away that following Spring and left his guns to my husband, making the gift of the gun cabinet strangely prophetic. < And even after all of that, I've still never fired a gun. V Has never fired anything more powerful than a water pistol.

I get that all the time, especially in bars. *cough* *note sarcastic insinuation of alcohol consumption* Nanaea?

^ Names all his cats "Playmate". < Is in the box, if you consider thinking outside the box while still inside the box. V Doesn't even know where the box is, but would love to fill it with their favorite kind of bread.

2774 - The year scientists discover the medicinal properties of dryer lint.

^ Continues to amaze me with her psychic abilities. Wait...wrong game... < Wouldn't turn <'s nose up at McConawhat'shisname in a box. < Thinks we should rename him He Who Will Have His Name Misspelled For All Eternity. V Is still trying to figure out the Richard Harris in a Box thing.

I am going to bed. G'Night all!

Yes and no. The term became popular after 'adequately-screwed' fell out of favor. Is tax law really that complicated?

Mulder

Neither have I, but maybe someday. I have never been able to touch my nose with my tongue.

...say "Huh?" and then rustle the newspaper as though they didn't hear you, but they did...you can see it in their beady little eyes. Guns and whipped cream are ____________.

Battle of Who Could Care Less (song)

Having nowhere to be for several consecutive hours.

Guilty. That is a trick I learned from the cats. No matter how silly or clumsy you are, if you pretend that you ran full speed into the wall while chasing a moth on purpose, then no one will know. g/ng - learning something from your pets.

She's MIA in IA. Nanaea?

2770

^ Has a splendid idea about Bond Girls. < Doesn't think McGonagall-in-a-Box would go over very well. < Just squicked herself. V Wants to return to the BGiaB topic.

I am almost ready for bed. I am so pleased that I get to sleep in in the morning. I am still giggling about Dazz's story, which is funny to anyone who knows what a Mary Sue is and might sometimes refer to themselves as a fangirl. I am a fangirl...er...fanwoman...whatever.

I am no longer allowed to not love Dazz's Mary Sue fic!

Only when I'm ordering magazine subscriptions. Melody?

Guilty. Then I spent all day fabricating my lie. I'm am so bound for hell it isn't funny. G/NG - Lied about something and then told on yourself about the lie, making matters that much worse for yourself.

That means they don't have the brains to know any better. Are brain eating aliens potty trained?

Neither have I. Used to drive teachers nuts too because I think they liked feeling superior. My teachers, anyway. I have never started reading a book and then stopped. I always finish them.

I? I get I? Inge, William Ralph - author of Mysticism in Religion

^ Knows what I'm thinking...and it's scary. < Is still waiting for Rickman prototype #1 with potion's playset. V Will be first in line for the Jack Sparrow prototype with Easy Bake chocolate fondue and paintbrush set.

^ Fogot that I'm not only a client, but also a member. < Laughed ass off anyway. < Knows that we could double our income with a female In-A-Box line, but we would have to hire more testers. Redsliver. Where's Redsliver. I'm sure we could hire him.